Funny you said that... I was thinking about that when the chewing gum board was mentioned. A city landmark that is just chewed gum stuck to concrete wall. Only in Seattle... Yes it was disgusting but I took pictures anyway... What's that say about me?
I saw this board a month or two ago. Don't know if your being serious or not with your question. But it was made for a shaping contest. I don't remember the exact details as i just sorta skimmed through it. But there was special criteria to follow. Either the contest was trying to bring awareness to littering or the shaper was. I forget. But yeah or won first place, was made from butts found on ONE beach, and is somthing like 14 or 17 pounds. Guy that made it says its obviously way to heavy, but besides that it surfs pretty well which was surprising to him. EDIT. Just realized you hyperlinked the article. I'm not good with technology
So if you wipe out on that board and the surfboard hits you in your rear end, would you be “butt” hurt, or “butt-butt “ hurt?
When i was in high school i used to love sticking my fingers in the chewed gum stick under the desk then smelling them. Mmmm minty