"What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife". Rodney
Great stuff here fellers. This in particular caught me off guard due to it's relevance to current 'culture'.
Q. What's the similarity between *****es and fish? A. You throw back the small ones, you keep the medium ones, and you mount the large ones.
Hear about the blind guy who passed a fish processing plant? He tipped his hat and said, "Afternoon ladies."
a white guy,a Mexican,and a black guy walk into a bar. a genie appears and grants them wishes. the Mexican goes first.i want me and all my people to go back to our home in mexico.granted the black says I want all the blacks and myself to go back to Africa. the white guys last.so all the Mexicans and blacks went back to their country?yes Il have a coke then.
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and says, "Bartender, give me a beer." Parrot says, "Bartender, give me a beer, AAAAAAAAAK!" Bartender says, "Hey that's neat, where'd you get it?" "AAAAAAAAAAAAK! in Africa, there's millions of them."
