Close Calls

Discussion in 'Northeast' started by EmassSpicoli, May 7, 2013.

  1. Peajay4060

    Peajay4060 Well-Known Member

    Nov 14, 2011
    what a great way to derail this thread!
    i like the canned stuff too especially on the late night turkey sandwich.

    how should we have our potatoes? should we brine the bird?
    Clemson, You need to give us your address. this thing is happening.
  2. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    I want sweet potato casserole with marshmallows or I’m not coming, that's final.

  3. bassplayer

    bassplayer Well-Known Member

    Oct 2, 2012
    Make your own cranberry sauce! Sugar, water, cranberries.
  4. newenglandflatness

    newenglandflatness Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012

    Open can, tip over, watch cranberry sauce awkwardly slide out.
  5. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    So gross... The way it just sits there jiggling in the shape of the can

  6. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    Like a fat chick in disrobing from her yoga pants when you take her home after a beer goggle night at the bar.
  7. Erock

    Erock Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2011
    I'll make some mango chutney to go on the Wahoo, Grouper and Trigger Clemson's gonna be picking up for everyone. Hell, I'll bring some fresh NC oyster stuffing too. Y'all can have the cannedberry sauce.
  8. wave1rider65

    wave1rider65 Well-Known Member

    Aug 31, 2009
    Could have ended in a tragic way....You both were very lucky. When in big surf I always say...Know your limitations......You knew your friends and took him out anyway. No one needs a friend like that.
  9. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    You knew and you did nothing? You left the beach open and now the Kitner boy is dead

  10. njsurfer42

    njsurfer42 Well-Known Member

    Nov 9, 2009
    wow. you come on here asking if you made a mistake & then get defensive when people call you out. you really seem to lack any sense of self-reflection. you screwed up. don't get pissy when people tell you that.
    you knowingly took a beginner to a part of the beach where the likelihood of waves refracting off a hard structure could amplify wave heights to well above the limits of a beginner.
  11. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    Well Good Gravy! A Lowcountry Thanksgiving, I do declare, that is a good idea PeaJay! Thanksgiving around these parts is a great time, the mosquitos haven't left yet and they're almost as big as an adolescent turkey and the noseeums are out again just about as hungry as pilgrim sitting across a steaming bowl of maize leering at Pocohontas.

    DawnPatrol, there'll be no using that language at my table but you could grab a beer and help zaGaff with the turkey, I done brined it for the 24 hours and I think the pecan smoke is starting to get to him, his eyes have been red for the past couple hours since they started talking about indians and peace pipes and what not.

    Mama ain't used the can stuff for a couple years but she bought some up at the piggly wiggly cuz I done told her how much you boys liked it. She's turned into a mighty fine cook and so don't you worry your little head about no marshmallows and sweet taters neither Dawn. Ya know, for a southerner, you sure do talk like you're from Massachusetts (no offense intended to you newengland, you're what we like to call a good yankee). My Diddy always said Florida was the most southern, northern state. And you know we don't take kindly to no northern aggression. But never mind that, all's welcome at my table, whether you drink your tea sweet or unsweet.

    Mr. Rock, unfortunately my largest sea-going vessel is my 9'0" log so i won't be able to haul in any fresh fish. I'm good for a redfish or two, maybe a flounder here or there. I'll make sure to throw the crab trap and maybe net a cooler of shrimp to add a crustacean flair to the affair. Maybe my South Carolina brethren, Zach619, brewengineer or Roy's boy, Steve83, can fill our table with fish! I do look forward to your oyster stuffing though! I'll make sure to bring some wild hog and swamp deer to the table. I can't claim we've got big deer down here but they do get tasty, our pigs are big! Boy, i tell you what!

    We'll have to fire up all my grills and keep that oven runnin' for a coupla days. We'll have more pies than windowsills. The beer will flow and the shine will make you glow.

    Emass, you can come too.
  12. dlrouen

    dlrouen Well-Known Member

    Jun 6, 2012
    How about posting your oyster stuffing recipe?

    What's this thread about anyway?
  13. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Awful nice of you to include me. I'll bring a keg of Yuengling that I'll pick up on the way down. You can't get that goodness up here, at least not til you hit White Plains on the NY border.
  14. fins369

    fins369 Well-Known Member

    Nov 17, 2008
    At this point, this thread, and the OP behind it, is comic gold. This guy has to have been trolling us the whole time. No one can naturally be such a tool. he talks about his pure love of surfing, and then describes his training regimen like a physicist. Its too perfectly terrible to be real.

    So congrats Spicoli, you got all of us. You're probably sitting in Kansas right now laughing your ass off.
  15. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    I was about to ask the same two questions.
    Not sure how this discussion turned to Thanksgiving dinner, but it's a nice change. Oyster dressing, grouper, crab, and all that other good stuff.
  16. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Clemson had a lighthearted shift that was witty but I guess it's not enough for some to move on.
  17. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Best thread derail-ment ever, also best idea, would be a very interesting thanksgiving...sweet potato casserole is cool, but we gotta have some regular mashed taters too if that's cool with you guys. Gotta say I'm a fan of the old homemade cranberry sauce, but canned will work...also, to supplement Gaff's brownies, I'll make a stuffing with some fungal additives for those who might be so inclined, or maybe mix them into the cranberry sauce for'll get interesting. And Zach, that analogy w/ the sauce and fat girl yoga pants was disgusting, but spot on.

    ***not to offer up anyone's services, but maybe some homemade brew compliments of brewengineer?
    Last edited: May 9, 2013

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    While we are on the subject, anyone know how to get the smell of cat urine out of an upholstered couch?
  19. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    I find the arm and hammer odor eliminator products are great.

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    Lol thanks! to freakin' funny...