Clownface is a boogie borter

aka pumpmaster · Jun 5, 2017

Clownface said: ↑

I dragged my di*k for years and regret it fully, except I miss SS so much now that the d*ck dragger is retired. I got good at it, not as good as Colin tho. That earl day I was bodyboarding, one of the last days I ever drug di*k.

I always surfed but i used to Drag the C*ck alot.

I've known Colin for 18 years I used to think it was cool to ride with him and Brian S because they were pro's. From a groms perspective it would be the equivalent of surfing with Jordy Smith or Mic Fanning. Colin was on his way to being the best bodyboarder in the world respectively. Looking back I now know he never had the balls to hold that title

Shout out to Brians big win a couple years ago, I see you out there reping the soft top and representing worcester county while pushing the Lincoln

I came in last place in a bodyboarding comp when I was 12

^^ the mushy days are great for surfing and offer up great bodyboard sections.

Never been a SS local, I'm OCMD. SS locals are nuts, there is something in the water that makes you wild
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Jay Reale was THE pro

Clownface · Jun 5, 2017

The Screen Name Formerly Known As ABC123 said: ↑

thats awful, especially if you are a gym rat. I weigh 165 and can deadlift 365.
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I got way more in me, but injury rates rise dramatically at a weight like 365 or 400. So I keep my weight low, ive never maxed anylift

Banned for being awesome · Jun 5, 2017

Clownface said: ↑

I got way more in me, but injury rates rise dramatically at a weight like 365 or 400. So I keep my weight low, ive never maxed anylift
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Man I knew there was a reason we are best friends, I like to lift weights too and never max out.

The Screen Name Formerly Known As ABC123 · Jun 5, 2017

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I got way more in me, but injury rates rise dramatically at a weight like 365 or 400. So I keep my weight low, ive never maxed anylift
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hmmmmm...

actually, if you are being truthful....I can attest to that.

Clownface · Jun 5, 2017

fungus said: ↑

Man I knew there was a reason we are best friends, I like to lift weights too and never max out.
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The only weight you lift is the weight of your conscious

kidde rocque · Jun 5, 2017

fungus said: ↑

Plz..... Would I be this big of a liberal snowflake with a Marine father?
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Totally within the realm of possibility.

D!ck Cheney's daughter is a clambumper after all

Madma · Jun 7, 2017

Ok I just got done doing cawk-ups and man im sore!

trevolution · Jun 7, 2017

less playin grab fanny in the gym and more surfing!

Madma · Jun 7, 2017

trevolution said: ↑

less playin grab fanny in the gym and more surfing!
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Just got out of the water in Bradenton. It was fun, nothing special. Water was warm but now its time to do more cawk conditioning.

Banned for being awesome · Jun 7, 2017

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The only weight you lift is the weight of your conscious
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Holy drama queen clown!!

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