I think she's kind of cute. I'd roll around on her, and I don't really like big girls. Certainly not nearly her size either. I think my ex girlfriend had almost an identical tattoo of that girl in the mirror, except she has it on her thigh, while this one has it on her arm. And this one's arm is quite larger than my ex's thigh is.
Idk boys, I'm afeared some Medusa type sh!t could happen if you're not careful. You might see something you can't come back from. Don't get me wrong, I need something to hold onto, beyond skin and bones. There's one fatty on my list I wish I could erase from the records. But I hit her car when I was backing my truck out to leave, she didn't know, so there's that.
Yeah, you may find a ham sandwich buried between the rolls. Wait, is this considered 'fat shaming'? Please don't get offended Codfish and Pintail.
This is a real thing. One of my good friends in college drunkenly hooked up with a rather large chick and got medusaed. He realized what was happening, left her in the bed mid-session, and came up to my dorm room looking like he had just seen a ghost. He said her snatch looked like an octopus. I told him everything would be alright, we smoked a bowl, and I let him sleep on my floor. Next day we went down to survey the scene. She wrecked the place, but worst of all took all his weed and left some brown, seedy brick-crap in it's place. Ice cold. I'll never forget that hahaha.
