Collecting boards in his holy name

My ministry, known as Touching Him, is collecting boards to give to poor children of third world nations. Our plan is to at least coerce the kids to trade us precious third world sex for boards. The big picture is to bribe their poorly educated minds into indoctrination in exchange for first world table scraps.

Donate your old boards, and help our wonderful team of JC Touchers to touch a bunch of brown kids. Have a holy one. Any other old garbage you own that you want to donate to the third world is fine too, since its practically illegal for the media to show any place not predominantly caucasian living in anything but squalor so one has to assume that its all gangs of voodoo psychos with chained hyenas and islamic monkey hybrid brothel nightmares... and then we touch them... and its better.

 

Yank, there is a loaded one in every room. I am worse than Michelle a little bit. He would be proud to know I am tactically prepared to take a Young Guns I stand in my house for some time.

Dang I wanna hold em up and take all the donate boards.