College surfing

Awwwww, francis you gotta go beddy-bye. Now take your jealous self to your blowup doll.

Wait! Mummy's clenching the rolling pin & screaming at you to take the trash out. Another night of domestic serenity at the lil troll's cave.

Practice your cuttin' & pastin' and do well in summer camp tomorrow. Maybe waynetheinsaaaane will join you in your endeavors: you are such a big fanbuoy of wti that he won't be able to stay away from your sweet lil' twink cheeks.

 

Oh Mr Bateman, Im so disappointed in your lackluster performance tonight. Geez, I thought with your fancy private school education, all them bags of Wall St Jew-gold, and all those HOTY awards you'd be capable of new material a little beyond a pissed off teenager mentality.

I will be submitting a formal request to withdrawal your HOTY nomination.

 

Who the fuk is this Shaka Poo Poo? Got to be Shart Sniffer's new handle.

 

RCarter? Is that handle a nod to that 90's pre Justin Bieber guy?

 

Sorry little boy I'm not sure who that is but then again I'm not in Jr. High like you. Is that a pic of the guy you butt slamed last night? Enjoy summer break and make sure to read some books so you can be ready for 8th grade in August.

 

Sorry man, I thought that was who inspired your username. Why so mad? Why is gay sex the first thing you can think of? Hmmmm...... This is 2014, don't hide it anymore, just be you.