Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by FUN, Sep 25, 2016.

  1. FUN

    FUN Well-Known Member

    Aug 28, 2014
    Oh yeah, I'm going to URI as business undeclared

    I like learning, and school is something i'm good at so i figured college is the right way to go

    Thanks all for the help, or lack thereof
  2. PA_KOOK

    PA_KOOK Well-Known Member

    Apr 4, 2016
    Enjoy it FUN. College will be the best 6 years of your life

  3. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    Don't rush to get through school in 4 years.

    Take a year or 2 off to travel, get some worldly experience, it will pay dividends in the business world. I learned just as much in my "gap years" as I did in school. By the time I graduated I was significantly more mature than the 22 y/o babies I was walking with.

    Approach classes like a job. Showing up prepared and on time will earn you major respect from your profs.

    If your prof has a PHD, ALWAYS refer to them as Doctor unless they say not to.

  4. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    Just remember that your (most likey) paying for it- probably for many years, so take it seriously and take classes/major that has a for sure route to a future job.

    And oh yea... catch some waves!
  5. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    find a way to become a victim so you can get some of that sweet minority/oppressed money
  6. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014

    you are killing it lately
  7. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
    All the people I know who went to URI have drinking problems. And by problems I mean they are great drinkers. "Hi Neighbor!"
  8. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    glad its appreciated here, my wife doesn't think im funny:(
  9. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    congratulations fun.

    allow me to present to you this advice:

    1. fvck every girl that you can. you are there to learn and experience life not wife shop.
    2. study and do well. srsly, do not fvck around with your grades.
    3. go back to number 1 above.
    4. summer school sucks. get a job. go back home. surf or find something to do. summer classes burn you out.
    4.1. never forget about number 1 above.

    you are welcome
  10. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2017
    Women aren't funny or good leaders
  11. backside hack

    backside hack Well-Known Member

    Apr 4, 2012
    URI grad here.

    Have fun. Metard nailed it!

    you should have 3 goals:
    1. Bang tons of chicks. (unless ur ghey like sigmund, misfit or fungus)
    2. Get good grades.
    3. Surf

    I played Rugby up there. Not the best sport for maintaining GPA. Extreme partying. Good times though.
  12. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    Or work for 2 years. I'm about to graduate with a master's and i agree
  13. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Best advice from metard in the few years I have been associated with this dump.
    metard is off the list of morons. He has graduated. With honors.
    Prof. Barry
  14. trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2012
    f uck school fight fire.
  15. trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2012
    f uck school fight fire.

    or you can end up in an office job or something with your business degree

  16. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    You go back to remedial!!!
  17. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    Don't join a frat.