Collusion

Nordic countries fall under more of the term of mercantilism. The state does not own and control the means of output,(private ownership) like a traditional socialist society. Also the population of these countries like Norway is the size of LA county.

 

Hahahahahahaha. That was a good one. I applaud you

 

Slow day on the forum....

Mitch McConnell is a alien born human/turtle hybrid. Discuss.

 

Is Trump going to fire him too?

 

There is no limit to his ability to fire. I'm tryin' to get him to fire the annoying guy in my office.

 

I believe the lack of spine is due to the Alien DNA. He has to take pills to keep the shell from growing back (it was removed at birth (however he was never really born, he was spawned in a test tube(aboard the millennium falcon))).

 

Mr. DiLaBounta: Uh, Enid.. I hope this isn't indelicate, but.. [ picks his nose ] ..how did Mr. Loopner pass away?

Mrs. Loopner: Oh.. he was born without a spine. It was always just a matter of time.

Mr. DiLaBounta: What did he do for a living?

Mrs. Loopner: Oh, didn't you know? He invented the Slinky.

Lisa Loopner: Yeah.. unfortunately, he didn't call it the Slinky, and he didn't patent it. But he sued the Slinky people for $5 million.. and lost.

 

My main problem with this is that it puts turtles in a bad light... there's a little zombie kid in some of us.

 

SNL with Jane Curtin and Gilda Radner?

 

lets stay on topic folks. What percentage of human DNA must you posses to run for political office in the US of A?

 

.6758392756758 of a percent I believe.

 

That is the sacred number... Are you part turtle?

 

Part turtle, part sasquatch, part gator. I'm a friggin mutt.

 

cut = turtle
uncut = anteater

 

Vonnegut ?

 

I think Pelosi has the same amount as a chimp.
Oo Oo Aa Aa!!!

 

A chimp?? You give her too much credit. Her DNA is pure parasite, she is a tapeworm in that big, smelly a hole known as the Democratic party.

On a lighter note, glad to see political banter back. I don't get a chance to log on much anymore, work is nonstop, but have getting a chuckle or two from ye olde forumme. We need Archy and Yankee back, they made things interesting even if I didn't agree. Archy was definitely the yin to Seldoms yang, same with Kyle, Fungus, and Yank. Some of the back and forths were classic.