Color = Performance

I love my purple boards. And yes, they do go faster.

 

You guys are deranged.
Yellow = speed of light. Needs to be, sharks prefer yellow.

 

Colored boarts aren't welcome round these here parts, white boarts only!

 

That's racist......

 

Lol Colored boarts matter.

 

Anything with flames or floral patterns.

 

Don't be ridiculous, everybody knows red boards are the fastest. Blue boards turn better though.

 

What is this..."The Rainbow Coalition"????

Ooops...is that racist as well??? Should we be talking like that?? Simod4 might get his undies in bunch and have a hissy fit (whatever that is)!!

 

^this

 

get some tattoos they make you surf better

 

According to Roy Stuart a brown board can harness the power of Middle Earth (land of the gnome) and create massive power in all conditions. His patent pending doo doo brown shade is worth every penny of the $10k sticker price.

 

For the white board owners out there... Stickers are your answer. Instantly increase speed and wave catching abilities with a couple stickers.

 

I like my boards like my coffee

 

Seeing more and more of the "Finding Nemo" stylee shark repelling boards lately.

 

For best results, order your next stick with a "speed finish." Only $20 extra...

 

What, you actually charge for that? My shaper includes it for free.

 

It is a scientifically proven fact that surfboarts with the black rails go fastest. Tom Curren proved this theory in 1986.

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Needless I say more?