Color = Performance

Discussion in 'Global Surf Talk' started by sisurfdogg, Aug 2, 2017.

  1. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Everytime I get a colored board it seems to surf better than the clear ones. Is that due to the density of the gloss coat. Blue green seems to go faster.
  2. Kanman

    Kanman Well-Known Member

    May 5, 2014
    I love my purple boards. And yes, they do go faster.

  3. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    You guys are deranged.
    Yellow = speed of light. Needs to be, sharks prefer yellow.
  4. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Colored boarts aren't welcome round these here parts, white boarts only!
  5. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    That's racist......
  6. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Lol Colored boarts matter.
  7. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    Anything with flames or floral patterns.
  8. sheetglass

    sheetglass Well-Known Member

    May 12, 2008
    Don't be ridiculous, everybody knows red boards are the fastest. Blue boards turn better though.
  9. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    What is this..."The Rainbow Coalition"???? that racist as well??? Should we be talking like that?? Simod4 might get his undies in bunch and have a hissy fit (whatever that is)!!
  10. UnfurleD

    UnfurleD Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2016
  11. mrz1

    mrz1 Well-Known Member

    Aug 29, 2014
    get some tattoos they make you surf better
  12. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    According to Roy Stuart a brown board can harness the power of Middle Earth (land of the gnome) and create massive power in all conditions. His patent pending doo doo brown shade is worth every penny of the $10k sticker price.
  13. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    For the white board owners out there... Stickers are your answer. Instantly increase speed and wave catching abilities with a couple stickers.
  14. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    I like my boards like my coffee
  15. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Seeing more and more of the "Finding Nemo" stylee shark repelling boards lately.
  16. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Flames help too, mine are blue to dark blue. Ice hot.
  17. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    For best results, order your next stick with a "speed finish." Only $20 extra...
  18. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
  19. JayD

    JayD Well-Known Member

    Feb 6, 2012
    What, you actually charge for that? My shaper includes it for free.
  20. zagaff3r

    zagaff3r Well-Known Member

    Dec 30, 2016
    It is a scientifically proven fact that surfboarts with the black rails go fastest. Tom Curren proved this theory in 1986.



    Needless I say more?