Coming out tread

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by LazyE, Apr 18, 2016.

  1. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
    Guys I feel safe here so I'm just gonna say it. I am, well, Trans species. I know my anatomy is that of a human but in my heart and mind I am a dog. Whenever I see a tree I just got to pee on it! Don't be offended if I take a dump in the park or hump your wifes' leg I am a dog and you must except my behavior. I love walks and being scratched behind the ears and oh m gawd hangin' my head out the car window. Because I am a dog I no longer wear clothing. I hope to one day be able to lick my nether regions and be excepted for who I truly am. Woof.
    Last edited: Apr 18, 2016
  2. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Lick one d*ck / nut = you are a d*ck / nut licker

  3. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
    woof, even your own?
  4. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    I don't make the rules, just letting you know in case you weren't aware :cool:
  5. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    I'm just waiting for the mothership to land and get me off this planet. Find me a nice empty point break on some planet where they've never even heard of surfing.
  6. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    Kudos, lazyE. Nice to see some honesty rond here and no...
    you may not sniffe my butt, thank you very much!
  7. ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

    Nov 3, 2015
    Reason: I sometimes drag my arse across the capet too

    You might have worms, dawg. Tell your BFF to take you in to the Vet
  8. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Q. Why do dogs lick their nuts?

    A. Because they can.
  9. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
  10. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Oh man I have a story once I get back to computer
  11. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    Word to your mother!
  12. red dog

    red dog Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2015
    I sometimes envy my dog on Monday mornings, I know he laughing at me!
  13. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
    gotta go earn that puppy chow!

    or do you?
  14. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    If I ever meet you, can we just shake hands instead of you tryin to sniff my ass?
  15. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    Don't drink the Christmas tree water. Take that Mississippi Leg Hound to the spade and neutering clinic!
  16. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    That's just so impersonal though..
  17. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    Seldom Seen!!! That is a deep tease bruh!
  18. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    My bad braddah...I spaced on the follow up.

    Well, I'll predicate this post with a few statements. As you've probly gathered by now, I'm a biocentric thinker. I also deeply value plant based psychedelics, and I do believe in a minded universe albeit one that is far beyond human comprehension. I was weird before I ever started doing 'drugs', U2B can attest to that. But I had a series of dreams growing up that pointed me in the direction of my current worldview, and I had another one semi-recently that relates to the OP...

    So the dream starts with me face down in this shallow hole, clawing at the ground with my hands, breathing heavy. I'm trying to move but I can't, I'm caught on something that I'm trying to get away from but I just can't get ahead of it. My mouth is dry and tastes like dirt. I look up, and there's three humans standing over me looking down, their faces blurred, mumbling but I can't make out what they're saying. Then I realize I'm a$$ naked, covered in dirt, and my hand is caught in a leg hold trap, and these mothertruckers above me are deciding what to do about it. This was coupled with the realization that I was traveling as a coyote or wolf, got caught in their trap, and shifted back into human form while trapped, hence the nakedness.
  19. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
    SS, hope you don't wake up covered in blood after a full moon.

    Zero, I only sniff Fifi dogs and I don't eat my own poop.

    DosXX, that is truly one of the funnest movies ever.
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