Contests and Giveaways!?!?!?

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by Zeroevol, Nov 29, 2017.

  1. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Hey Admin, can we get something new? Maybe you can team up with our buoy Ho' Stevie for some sweet gear!
     
  2. UnfurleD

    UnfurleD Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2016
    one way trip to PR? heard Southwest had some $69 fares for that ticket on Cyber Monday
     

  3. UnfurleD

    UnfurleD Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2016
    how bout macho man sunglasses?
     
  4. UnfurleD

    UnfurleD Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2016
    speedos? not the ones that look ghey tho
     
  5. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    This just cracked me up!
     
  6. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    Maybe raffle off a night with Ho Stevie's Edward Snowden lookalike GF
     
  7. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    If this site was trying to boost click thrus and length of time spent on site and other metrics, they would do polls and contests and giveaways. Wavestrom is wrong, in his scathing anal ysis of their core values and biz models. No big data involved, so it's all predicated on traffic. The forum is probably the main source of online traffic. No one I know knows aboot the forecast, they all go to SurfLine and MSW - fools. The folk who run this here surf predictin site (admin, COO, etc. ) are a bunch of clowns, bottom line.
     
  8. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    When I want an accurate forecast or want to see live web cams I use my free Surfline app. It’s got everything I need. I also check my weather app for wind verification. I come here for one thing and one thing only, to BS with youse guys!
     
  9. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    I remember when there was 1-866-976-SURF or some such thing back in the early 90s - Surfline - and my wife got a phone bill in the mail and demanded to know why I was calling sex lines three times a day, every day. So I had her dial the number, and when she heard the recorded 2 pm surf update, she looked at me and said, "you're pathetic".
     
  10. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    What’s more pathetic... calling sex lines or checking the surf??? Lmao
     
  11. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    We were only married for a couple years back then, but she knew my surf obsession outweighed my desire for food sex drugs and rock and roll. She said in old Ireland, a guy who would rather **** than fight was considered a ***.

    (for the record I'd much rather make sweet love to a woman than fight some douchecanoe, so go ahead and call me a *** you Irish fools).

    Reminds of a little ditty from the Dropkicks

    [video=youtube;wpIVk2AY3sw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpIVk2AY3sw[/video]
     
  12. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Lol I’m Irish and Italian but my wife says I’m all Irish. I have a big head and can drink, go figure.