^^^Lol! I've always been embarrassed by the music I listen to... and find myself turning it down at red lights, in the parking lot, etc...
Visage of Klowne, First, a confession. I am personally in violation of at least 7 of the cool kid's rules. I apologize to you for that and promise to continue to strive to improve; but there are no problems here. I have already come to grips with my lifetime kooque status. It is always vital to know your place in the various line ups of life. True fact, if you bring nothing to the beach...there is nothing to throw in. Your list is as comprehensive as something Martin Luther would nail up on the klubbehaus door. I am puzzled by one thing though. I see no mention of jet ski assistance. Does this signal a change of heart or just an oversight? Asking for a friend.
Real surfers do use jetskis, it's a real thing. It's when, where and how that's in dispute. We have a pro surfer doing tow ins at the best break around on the best days of the year when literally groms are chilling in the lineup and old guys with longboards. Then getting on major surf networks lugging PWC stepoff footie and that's whatever just don't think PWC stepoff footie on paddleable days is nothing short of breaking surf etiquette 101. Paddle surf takes right of way over the rope ( in Colins case dryhump to turkey dive ) like blowboats get right of way to powerboats on the sea. maritime rules 101 it's embarrassing I have to explain this to a group of seasoned waterplayers and wave pimps.
what kind of music u listen to? when I get to the beach I'm blasting the music (unless theres people around lol),hitting myself in the chest and letting out a bunch of roars!!let the ocean know I'm comin