Cool surfers don't

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Clownface, Apr 23, 2017.

  1. red dog

    red dog Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2015
    Cool surfers drag their leash through the sand and all the way to their cars!
  2. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012

  3. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    cool surfers blast music in the parking lot
  4. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009

    I've always been embarrassed by the music I listen to... and find myself turning it down at red lights, in the parking lot, etc...
  5. World B Free

    World B Free Well-Known Member

    Feb 7, 2013
    Visage of Klowne,

    First, a confession. I am personally in violation of at least 7 of the cool kid's rules. I apologize to you for that and promise to continue to strive to improve; but there are no problems here. I have already come to grips with my lifetime kooque status. It is always vital to know your place in the various line ups of life. True fact, if you bring nothing to the beach...there is nothing to throw in.

    Your list is as comprehensive as something Martin Luther would nail up on the klubbehaus door. I am puzzled by one thing though.

    I see no mention of jet ski assistance. Does this signal a change of heart or just an oversight? Asking for a friend.

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    This is some Karma Chi Zen stuff right here!
    World B... I love your posts.
  7. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2017
    Real surfers do use jetskis, it's a real thing. It's when, where and how that's in dispute. We have a pro surfer doing tow ins at the best break around on the best days of the year when literally groms are chilling in the lineup and old guys with longboards. Then getting on major surf networks lugging PWC stepoff footie and that's whatever just don't think PWC stepoff footie on paddleable days is nothing short of breaking surf etiquette 101. Paddle surf takes right of way over the rope ( in Colins case dryhump to turkey dive ) like blowboats get right of way to powerboats on the sea. maritime rules 101 it's embarrassing I have to explain this to a group of seasoned waterplayers and wave pimps.
    Last edited: Apr 24, 2017
  8. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
  9. frothy cheese

    frothy cheese Well-Known Member

    May 6, 2016
    I am similar but when it's a nice day and I'm suiting up alone at the car..can't help it!
  10. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    I hear ya man. I turn mine down more as a courtesy than anything else.
  11. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016

    Located at Berchtesgaden
  12. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    what kind of music u listen to?

    when I get to the beach I'm blasting the music (unless theres people around lol),hitting myself in the chest and letting out a bunch of roars!!let the ocean know I'm comin
  13. StuckontheGulf

    StuckontheGulf Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2012
    Cool surfers only Shart on the side of your house, saving the lineup.
  14. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    So THAT was you???
  15. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
  16. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    ..don't concern themselves so much what others think or try to fit a specific mold.
  17. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Fockin A