Creative insult/swear word tread

This thread won't last long lol

 

No but I have a politically insensitive idea for a sports related T-shirt. I coach Track and field. On the front of the shirt is an official with a starting pistol with his hands up to start a race. Underneath the caption, "Hands Up!"
On the back of the shirt: "Track Lives Matter."
I think it's suite.

 

f*cktard is my favorite

 

Oh I know, i'm cool with it, just see this getting out of hand (by mod standards) quick HAHA

 

Isn't it Draggle?

 

instead of "butthurt", "ass damaged".

I also like to fantasize about telling my clients to "get bent"

 

Triploid.

I've never used it and it would have a very limited effect because no one knows it. Basically an introduced species, usually fish, that cannot mate and gets extremely fat.

You're a triploid motherfu<ker.

 

Instead of Brewshilla it's Gonad eating Pootstain Sniffer.

 

And you look like a nocturnal emission.

 

Douche canoe

 

B*tch tits

 

I teach a bunch of masticating, thespian homo-sapiens...

 

Queer bait

 

pillow biter

 

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