Dat Nigga Uncle Sam..

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by JawnDoeski, Apr 15, 2015.

  1. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    well, that explains everything
     
  2. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    I swear everybody is so helpless and skeered of every last thing, that they won't last a minute without govt assistance. Let's scare the fork out of em, create yet another agency to "save em," then we'll have em hooked forever.

    Crack dealers do the same thing.

    ...and Ren tells Stimpy, "You can't even WHIZ by yerself!!!
     

  3. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    when gvt does it its 'taxes'
    when I do it its 'armed robbery'
    sheesh
     
  4. sbx

    sbx Well-Known Member

    977
    Mar 21, 2010
    And when your boss does it it's 'profit'
     
  5. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    which translates into bigger raises for me. Winning!

    and when was the last time a company forced you to pay with the threat of death?
     
  6. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    Wanna know how the government does it?

    At the beginning of every fiscal year, every agency and bureau has to estimate its budget. Naturally, they give a "Pie in the Sky" estimate because they don't want to fall short with the budget.

    At the end of the year, a lot of that allotted budget money isn't spent. Do you believe that those agencies give the unused money back? Ha ha.

    They then spend the money on "discretionary" items such as trinkets. Any additional unused money goes towards huge bonuses for managers as a reward for coming in under budget. Many managers typically underspend every fiscal year for the purpose of getting a larger bonus at the end of the fiscal year.

    This is your hard earned taxes being put to work for you.
     
  7. sbx

    sbx Well-Known Member

    977
    Mar 21, 2010
    If you tried to take the full value of your labor, you would certainly be met with force, maybe by your employer but probably from the state.
     
  8. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    actually, i get paid what the market says my skill set is worth so I can increase that by helping my company make more money or increasing my skill set to something market values more....Its not really rocket science.
     
  9. sbx

    sbx Well-Known Member

    977
    Mar 21, 2010
    That's cute
     
  10. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    i prefer to live in reality and not a fantasy world.
     
  11. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    my boss doesnt put a gun to my head, thats a voluntary interaction, if I don't like it I can leave

    your words have left the realm of rational argument and you are now an apologist for state back violence
     
  12. JayD

    JayD Well-Known Member

    Feb 6, 2012
    Bonds=Debt
    Debt=Interest
    Taxes=Pay Interest on Debt

    If we had a perfect gov't that did not exceed the budget, then there would really be no need for bond issuance...maybe for short term stop gap measures but not 20 trillion of long term debt...and the f'n infrastructure is still jacked up.

    in other news...did anyone surf today?
     
  13. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    I did, it was tits
    3-4 and clear blue wind swept walls
     
  14. JayD

    JayD Well-Known Member

    Feb 6, 2012
    Trade swell? Yards?
     
  15. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    NW swell, started out there but too windy, went to gas chambers
    surfed pinballs yesterday, it was tits, only spot other than sunset that seemed worthwhile, sunset had 40 dudes, I surfed with 1-3
     
  16. JayD

    JayD Well-Known Member

    Feb 6, 2012
    you take any lefts in front of death rock
     
  17. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
  18. The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2014
    clearly what i have taken away from this thread is that if the world would like to solve the global poverty and economic crisis, they should consult the surfing community... or rather this forum.

    we are like the old creepy dudes on 300 that leonitus climbed a cliff to speak too and they just had virgins in house to do rapey stuff too.
     
  19. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    minus the virgins to make it sorta worth it