Dead Texan

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by kidde rocque, Aug 1, 2017.

  1. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    So when are you Delmarva guys gonna give up the deets on the dead Texan that they found buried at the beach at OCMD?
  2. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2017
    Yea it's weird. That whole beach is lite up all night

  3. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Oh hey Clowney. Shoulda knowd the most morbid Swellie would be the first to respond.

    So what happened bro, did you do it for the drugs or the money?

    Or did you do it because he did some thigh high stepoffs
  4. scotty

    scotty Well-Known Member

    Aug 26, 2008
    It was a "she"
    Women are completely banned from doing step-offs, even when its less than thigh high.

    My theory is she was sun-bathing topless and someone misunderstood the new OCMD ordinance that requires you to "cover them up". Someome - possibly a City adnim - took it literally and buried her.
  5. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Thank the good Lord (is that taking His name in vain beachy?) it wan't one of the Texas Admins, all covered in BBQ sauce.
  6. Betty

    Betty Well-Known Member

    Oct 14, 2012
    Wasn't there a SI OCMD here who offered to take Austinne surfing?
  7. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    I've heard about people digging big holes and not filling them in then later someone falls in and the sides collapse and the person is buried. It'd be tough for some drunk girl, or anyone else, to dig her way outta that.
  8. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    They have "City adnim's"?

  9. UnfurleD

    UnfurleD Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2016
  10. Madma

    Madma Well-Known Member

    Feb 27, 2017
    Classified information has found out that Austin could not continue getting his balloon knot painfully untwisted by Internal Big Cawk, a transexual (Ashley O'Quef) born with an electric strap on supposedly (Tx native). So he paid shim an all inclusive surf trip to shis grave in OCMD by a hitman that goes by the name clown face killa.
    Last edited: Aug 1, 2017
  11. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    I just knew instinctively that it probably had something to do with cawk.

    Please thank your sources for this sensitive intel.
  12. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2017
    See OC is so F'ed up. Remember the girl with 10 babies buried in her back yard. The cigarette smugglers, every kind of dumb scam artist. Bank robbers who are retarded. The booms in the winter. Transients run ramped like zombies. Vacationers from the tri city area and every dumb hick from PA flock like seagulls to the shore. I feel like I live in a Carnival.

    OC is a city of cheap tricks with the main attraction being the beach
    Last edited: Aug 2, 2017
  13. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
  14. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
  15. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
  16. natkitchen

    natkitchen Well-Known Member

    Mar 29, 2011
    Interesting thread, I hadn't heard about this, does anybody have a link?
  17. Cwhite

    Cwhite Well-Known Member

    May 19, 2006
  18. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    accidental my ass. 'This was no boating accident'.
  19. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2017
    It was Wadsworth on the Beach with the shovel

    Sike, the killer got away, the death was ruled accidental.
    Last edited: Aug 2, 2017
  20. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    that's fudged up,so many things that can kill u in the ocean and u get killed by the sand,how da phuq does that even happen?