Deal, NJ - Parking Fight

I've always joked that I wanted to be the kind of guy who get away with calling people chief, boss, capt or pal. Another favorite character of mine is a guy leaning against a brick wall, one leg bent with his foot on the wall, with a paper sack filled with cherries in the palm of one hand. The bag would be half folded down as he reached in grabbed one, chewed it up and spit the pit into his hand. With his disgusting mouth filled with cherries he says "cherry? Help your self chief" as he rolls the bag down another fold and extends his arm.

 

Don't get cute, scout.

 

So did I, but now I just call everyone asswipe.

 

Do you detect sarcasm, Karl?

 

You are a racist socialist? Do you go by Karl or Stalin?

 

Just be like most of us. If you are fed up with your money being stolen through "taxation", one word deductions, tons of deductions. Why be forced to pay for things that fit outside your beliefs. The government was meant for only one thing, to protect US citizens against foreign and domestic threats and to insure individual rights. The second you start claiming groups or victims based on race/gender and not behavior, you are now trampling on individual rights in the name of a false victim group. We are at the point where if you are a "girl" with a ***** or black, that your behavior doesn't count, you get a pass. You are a victim of society discrimination instead of just being a retard by going down the wrong path. Then, our tax dollars have to support your bad decisions and pay for you to sit on your couch wondering how you got there.

 

I haven't said anything about my political thoughts. Only pointed out that people are misusing/misunderstanding the words they're arguing about.

And where do you get racist? The comment about the Syrian Jews in Deal? Go look up Poopa Dweck - apparently, she is in fact a Syrian Jew from Deal. Someone else claimed that's the group that's trying to increase fees. I'm just pointing out to that person that if that's true and they're the ones who own the property, then they're going about business as capitalists. I don't dislike anybody because of crap like country or religion.

Also, since it seems difficult for you to understand: I'm not saying whether capitalism is good or bad. I'm just saying that most of the people using the term here clearly don't know what the flups they're talking about.

 

Stay on topic, chief. None of that is relevant to whether it's capitalist or not to lobby for parking restriction in Deal. Tax allocation is way trickier than medical advice. My gripe is with stupid flupsers who don't understand the simple fact that pure capitalism results in markets controlling access to sh1t. If you've got money, that's pretty sweet - you get to kick flupsers off your lawn and enjoy sh1t for yourself. If you don't, maybe not so sweet. Got it, chief?

 

Pure Capitalism is just as evil as pure Communism. Balance between the two are what we're supposed to be arguing about. Obviously people take their fake education and fake news and let it set their mind at ease because making decisions is hard and why do that when daddy can do it for you. That's why snowflakes like socialism and the other side doesn't under stand if you let me practice pure capitalism I would sell your organs and chain your wife to my washing machine.

 

Now you're getting it. Not exactly the explanation I was hoping for, but hey, I'll take it. So you like a little bit of government regulation there, chief? Kinky. But explain to me again why you think it's not capitalist to restrict parking in Deal when that means owners are increasing the value of their properties? If the government is there to be lobbied, and doing that makes the value of my sh1t increase, isn't it the capitalist thing to do to try to increase the value of that sh1t?

 

Numbawunmahran. The deal parking fight is a little bit of both socialism and capitalism, if you believe these Jews intentions are to increase their property values. However I think what drives these rich summer locals or mooks if you will, is not property value, it's simply they don't want Mexicans playing their Beaner music on what they perceive as their beach. I freaking hate Beaner music more than country music, but I'm not trying to kick Pennsylvanians of our beaches, even know Pennsylvanians are the most obnoxious people in the flupsing beach going world.

 

If I owned any of those homes, I would keep surfers out for sure.
Keep the beaches for myself, restrict parking, and pass laws to have surfers arrested on the beach if they even look at the waves there. Maybe even have them lined up and shot like a mexican execution.
I like capitalism. It is as cool as nazism. Too bad we don't have a cool armband to wear and a stiff salute!!

 

Flups, Chief (I upgraded you to caps), we might be cool after all. I lied a little bit above when I said I don't dislike people for where they're from... there's one exception and that's Pennsyltucky. Gotdamn, maybe one of these days I'll paddle out at OCMD and burn some Pennsyltucky tourons with you.

Still got questions for you though. If the mooks (I will) don't like the music, doesn't it increase their property value to get the music and the people playing it the flups out of the area? The people who spend time in a particular spot seem to have an effect on property value to me.

Also, how the flups is it socialism? You lost me there, unless you're saying beach access for all would be socialist, which it would. If the beach is owned by the government and everyone gets to use it without interacting with the market, that's pretty socialist.

 

Sometimes when i check the waves i have a stiff salute. not this morning though.

 

Numbawunmahran it's only socialism because they are using the system to benefit a special intrest by excluding a certain group. See socialism or communism states they want to spread equality, however what ends up happening is the system gets used to benefit a certain group or groups. Never believe a word a socialist says, it's all propaganda. Like how I used to pretend to be friends with people who had hot sisters, but unlike socialists I don't believe my own bullsh*t. Pennsyltucky people can't surf they just make for good head hunting and softtop boardslides. I really hate pennsyltucky surf fishermen, they never catch anything and think people are looking at them like wow what a cool guy, drinking and managing 10 rods. But what everybody is really thinking is there just fat white trash who almost hooked 2 kids swimming and probably voted for Obama. Flup the stealers

 

P.s. numbawunmahran your always welcome in OCMD as long as you don't bring a jetski and do stepoffs like Colin douche canoe herlihy. Flup the SLC ( I swear to flup if that moron brings that ski anywhere near the lineup imma flip the flups out )

 

Actually, Chief, that's a capitalist thing. Special interest groups are capitalist as fuq. Lobbying is capitalist as fuq. Benefitting a smaller group of people is good according to capitalism, but not to socialism or communism. Does it happen under those systems? Sure, but it's going against the economic doctrine. You might be able to convince me that those systems make the population more likely to not notice that small groups are benefitting more. You might be able to convince me that when you're in control of distributing wealth to create equality, it makes it awful tempting to skim a little off the top. But you're wrong about that being socialism, Chief. What you're talking about are capitalist individuals abusing a socialist or communist system. And you're right that they typically do that with propaganda to paint themselves as true socialists or communists, but that's just laudanum for the people, they're definitely capitalist as fuq themselves.

 

Thanks, Chief. I'm not keen on skis either.

 

pretty sure this guy just had a convo with himself

mods, can we get an IP check on #1moron and clownie?

 

Since the local government are the ones trying to limit the parking I call it socialist, because they are taxing, taking and redistributing. The way they take the parking spots and redistribute them makes me label it socialism with alleged capitalist intentions. But I still think there just elitists who hate blacks and Mexicans on what they think is their beach.