Dear Hipsters

**** america

you are all ***s. mega ***s. PBR is some great American trash liquid.

weed tastes good.

baggy pants are out. this ain't the nineties anymore dudes. Limp Bizkit and wigger style is NOT IN.

really don't give two skcuf about any of this if you can stand up, ride the line, and smile.

but really, don't pick on PBR. it's not great, but hey we're all broke at some point ...

stop being selective ... it's not just hipsters

I HATE rednecks, NYC too-cool-for-you-cause-iliveinthecity-brahhhh types
anyone from new jersey seems to be an asshole, anyone from AMERICA seems to be an asshole. everyone is an asshole. got a order a whaaaburgers with some French cries dirt boiii!!!

for the record I had dust in my eyes. . .

 

Skinny jeans are hard for us dudes with big legs.


[video=youtube;yzNKjDXAw88]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzNKjDXAw88[/video]

 

Classic! Still go all their CD's, some of the craziest shows I've been too for sure. Oh, they LOVE roller bladers too HAHAHA

 

Lots of Chinese on da block? Didn't think you'd allow that!

 

chineses? I was worried about fences getting violated

 

and this right here is why we have the baker act

 

happy birthday morrissey!

 

great stuff, Seen !

 

Thanks amigo, seemes like the appropriate thing to do

 

Yeah man... nailed it. I think we need to submit that to Wiki's "hipster" page

 

Or online surf forums.

As for the whole work of yours, quality piece of electro-literature there, Slashdog. I like what I read bro!

 

Glad I wasn't delusional about this. Still, every time the wahines do mention that we smell good, I get that "damn, breh, this is too easy!" feeling. Sense of smell is very tied to emotion and how a woman perceives a man. A $5 bottle of aerosol spray from Walgreens and all of a sudden every girl is a layup. Did females everywhere unite (on a web surfing forum, maybe...) and all agree that Axe denotes a man worth having? Kind of takes the skill out of the game but whatever. They must be putting some Spanish Fly in them Axe bottles!