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Discussion in 'Global Surf Talk' started by Bruce Springsuite, Jan 11, 2017.
bro a g-pro ON the kite? holy f*ckin sh1t balls...
Last year there was a guy at the beach who was just finished kite surfing. He let me hold onto the "handle" part or whatever it's called. It was powerful, it picked me up and dragged me about ten feet and it wasn't even that windy. I could def see the appeal. If I was younger and stronger I could see getting into it. ...Maybe.
Good for you, Betty! I get blown around by my umbrella, lol.
STFu, ostentatious verbose asshat miss piggy....you don't surf, you don't kite, the only handles you curve your tendrils around are the ones on your walker. Go 'long jackass!
Hey, I really do have a walker! It belonged to my late grandmother, and I decided to save it. You actually told the truth for once, and did not even know it!!
If I had it with me, I would probably use it for the first time, as well, lol.
Take your walker & stumble over to the plastic-encased sofa & watch reruns of the Partridge Family, stop spewing your shpeckle on every tread ......you're the no-nothing entity who just can't keep from typing there in your lonely studio apartment in the shiiiiithole state
You are so cute, posting drunk.
How tall are you, Yank, and how much do you weigh these days, please?
another tread demo'd by the dusty beaver
Does that mean that you are under 5'10?
The power is ridiculous and something you can't experience or understand til you go out in 30+knots. To each their own, I surf/sup and kitesurf and let the conditions dictate what board and equipment I use.
There are a million ways to have fun in the ocean, its stupid to talk crap about one way or another. We are all people trying to enjoy the same thing.
#1 You're an idiot. #2 You're a f*g. You obviously haven't been paying attention if you think I paddle surf. Enjoy flying kites, queer.
I did that one time in Cali, and I had a blast of a lift, literally. It was one of those more complicated kites. One of the local surfers had brought it along, and many of us took turns playing with it. I did not do so well with it, the first time (can get extremely windy, where I was with everyone), but someone snapped a photo of me, and I love that photo, simply because I was having so much fun.
How cume you no barrel ride? Too sceerie?
How cume you no roundhoes cutbCk? Too hardt?
How cume you no fly forefer m effer? No wingz?
Why euw hit wave hart?
Euw left the best parts kighter!
Pardon me, but I am about to temporarily hijack this thread, simply because I have found a somewhat related video, that I think may be interesting, as well. I typically gear my photography toward extreme sports, and I have not seen this sport, before, but being how many of you waste time watching massive amounts of propaganda television, I imagine that you have...
Why can't we all just get alonge??