No wayz braddahs, my mind is on charging chop, slop, and making wahines' Volcom bottoms drop. All posi energy here derr! Been consulting with the Sherpa lately and working on my respiratory exchange ratio which should help me in the medium period next week when the black hits NE for Hurricane Braddah. Today, there's windswell a knockin and Spicoli's gonna be shottin. Riding that 8s like it was an aqueous mechanical bull. Gaffco is hot on the trail of something good and I cashed in all your mothers' (and Wayne's) 403b's to buy up penny stocks in dat outfit before it goes off like BelMar. There were twisters in EMass today but seems like #inlandprobs, we coastal folk don't get touched by nothing short of trop cyclones. So don't choke on that insufficient air in the mail room and try to bust loose and use personal days prior to the autumnal equinox! There's more to life than fetching your boss's java.
BOOOOO, anybody else and you would go off on em! Don't let Gaff off the hook, HAHA J/K, Both ya'll are good in my book. Guess it's too early in the week for a SI Beef huh. Maybe if he was from Rhodey? Would that help getting this thing going?
ok let me try lol #whitepplproblemz so brahs I was walking to my car through my 1800ft driveway and got grass stains on ma kiks.like wtf is dis shyt bro?I hops in da beemer and only have a half of tank,fuk my life,how can this day get any worse.then I go to subway and dey outta da Italian herbs and cheese bread,like why da fuk u go to subway if dey don't have the Italian herbs and cheezee bread?ok doods,so I eat my sub on wheat,fukin disgusting.so I cruise on down ocean ave to nj pipeline,aka 18th ave Belmar.fukin epic conditions brah,2-3 ft with double overhead sets.the shorebreak so gnarly I got sand on my flip flops,wtf!!!!so I paddle out and start paddling for this 23 and a half footer,or maybe it was 23 meters,i don't know it was big,so im paddling and dis little non local yuppie 7yr old drops in on me with a noodle,completly burns me,i go ova da phalls nearly smashing my skull on the reef,thats buried beneath the sand, and losing my equilibrium.they had to medevac me via chopper to the hospital,nearly lost my lyfe.heavy times bru
In that case, you & waynetheinsaaaaane should get together. Although if he says he's 'following' you on your Twitter feed, you'd be advised to lock the doors to your house.
