dear residents of south carolina and the world

south carolina part=your waves sucks, tide suck, swells suck....winds suck....direction suck...hurricane swells suck. would it kill us to get a wave longer than 50feet and taller than 4? mean while a few days ago florida had 8foot faces...this places has the ****tiest surfing on the east coast. but you know where good? florida is...the big wave spots blow away spots in cali and hawaii like reef road,pumphouse, moster hole,spanish house, blow holes, mayport,and amazones. some one rent me a room in indalantic or some where around there not cocoa its ful of kooks and hellen kellyslater wanna bes. oh yeah and its gets way better waves an nj, im talk 200-300 yd rides while nj gets 80yd rides. pifft the outer banks is more consistent than sandy deigo feet and lost angels. oh man here come the onshores thanks a lot south carolina. man its like 63 out already i my jackets and jeans. it i paddle back out im throwing my 3/2 on since my spring is broken.oh yeah and is the shark attack capitol in the world go home cali and hawaii your drunk and lame. cali waves just cant compair, they try to but fail. just wait till next week surf line wil be blowing up with florida footage for weeks maybe months. oh yea and emass your fake and a kook. i bet your dont even surf and spend to much time with lumber jacks punching latex dummies in Maine while drinking milkshakes and eating caviar oh and driving a prius. emass why dont you post a pick of you surfing most of us have you just cant because you dont surf and are scared youll get made fun of. has your daddys trust fund money ran out yet? how does someone fly to cali every week. yall all know hes lying to try and make us jelous and crap but we dont care because hes a POSER. emass you should go POSE for billabong and do clothing or something, but we all know you dont surf. everyone help me rise against the POSER WE CALL EDOUCHESPICLOI. i bet he talks like heyyyyy brahhh leetsssss go shred the gnarrrr gnarrrr brahhhh.

 

hey man ive been hitting everything this morning my wife,my sister, my jack Daniels and the lips of waves. its time for hate fest 2015i mean unless your one of spicolis multi accounts?

 

bitter? naw.. truthful? yes and the truth hurts arnt you in nc anyways?

 

thx but dude what do you think of emass? i think hes a poser. there is no way he is legitimate.

 

did carter get banned or leave? yeah he hasnt been around in a while nor has the gnome. the only other person on here that surfed on my island was zach maybe he died? sometimes ppl get sick of the info but they always return no. if you build it they will come. i mean mason lesser will come back too dont worry everyone. i mean a lot of long timers havnt been active come to think of it koki is another one of the top of my head.

 

there we go!!! See the difference between florida and the south/north carolina this week...unbelievable isnt it.

 

yall called getting that jump in for hoty