"Dear SI Forums" Advice thread

Classic, thanks there Stan, I mean Emass

 

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I've been reading you for years and thought all of your stories were lies until yesterday afternoon....

 

Glad somebody caught that bro. Such a good song. Such a good summer that year. Boom.

 

Dear SI Forums,

I get surf wax stuck in my belly hair and it hurts when I pull it out. i don't shave my body (that's so Jerzy), so this is a problem here in the warm tropical waters of the deep n dirty souff. Any solutions other than wait till i get a couple beers in me then give it the ole yank?

Thanks,

SI Dog Of The Surf

 

sis, go to a nice hotel, act like a guest and get in their hottub, the hot water will help melt the wax away

 

Sis with chest hair..ewww

 

I actually drove across country many years ago and did this the whole way. Camped every night and used the pools in hotels in the major cities I would drive through instead of showering. The really nice hotels keep locking pads of some kind on the gym and pool doors doors, so timing is everything. Just wait for some unsuspecting person to make an exist and act like you just happened to walk up right then. Well excuse me sir, let me hold that door for you.

Not a bad plan at all.

 

You can carry a notebook and/or backpack and enter into almost any hotel or univerity pool in the country. Just walk in like you own the place. Best to wait for a couple of others to stroll in with.Thanks for the soak in the hot tub suggestion. It goes perfectly with the post session beers.

 

Truth, use to do it all the time

 

sometimes when im sitting on my board for too long,my right leg falls asleep.it usually takes a few whitewaters on the head to get it going again.is there an easier solution?