The froth and brown foam in the lip there looks just like the sh!ts I drop after a big plate of BBQ and slaw!
bubs whats up with you mang? you used to be so full of life and wonder back when... remember you watch interstellar that one time and start a thread about it? why so negative man? ever since you changed your aviator its like...not what bub's eating, but whats eating bub? its ironically haunting in it's subliminal symbolism. come through son, whats happening? you're home here.
Punctuation and misplaced modifiers... Bring back our fat, black, lover of eating burgers! The other sentence makes us sound... a little ghey. lolz Anyway, Bubbles... Lighten up!