dirty hippy life

just obvious from what you say. even dudes you try to PM constantly think your metro or a closet queen

how the surf in Tampa Bay?

 

Realistically, the bumps could have been from another creature unless the people actual saw the beast. I'm not an expert on sharks, but if it were a white shark I don't think it would be a bump. Aren't they sort of all or nothin'? I'm a huge pansy when it comes to sea predators so I'm trying to convince myself that the threat there isn't all that bad. I have nothing to worry about at home in ME...no GW's around these beaches, just aggressive Quebecois.

 

Who do I constantly try to PM, obviously you're making stuff up. Surfin Tampa Bay is killer though, you shoulda been here yesterday.

 

thought you were the self-righteous overlord of keeping SI posts dorky and polite? your bid to become a moderator fall though?

no need to make stuff SUP. going at it with you is too easy and boring. i actually feel bad cause you seem like the kind of dude who spent a lot of time alone and a lot of time crying to therapists about it. your poor parents.....

im done with the heckle sesh. boring at this point. PJB could resurrect NJshredmachine and fix that...but noooo.

wish there was actually an interesting surf related thread on this forum that wouldn't get taken over over by the SI donkey frat. oh well, when in Rome......

 

Like I said, you have resorted to making things up that aren't true. You lose.

 

I am, nor ever have been, any form of NJSHREDMACHINE. I've never played a character on here. My other stage names on here were purely due to bannings, just as yourselves, Mr. Ocean0. I'm too vain to pretend to be someone else.

 

Whowww....!
Thought I'd check in & see if ocean-no-no had attained Defcon20 and then this ^^ I officially just spewed my drink on my desk....this is forum gold, folks. DPSUP you have won Tuesday, amigo, awesome.

 

[video=youtube;3nhgfjrKi0o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nhgfjrKi0o[/video]

 

HAHA Game set match!

 

@ mad atom this ones for you. Maybe it was just an elephant seal?

http://surf.transworld.net/1000089538/features/eric-geiselmans-great-white-shark-scare/

 

Bro, there is nothing worse than a school of aggro Quebecois, all jaunty and speedoed up with their berets and their attitude. They **** with their face and (try to)fight with their feet. Although if it wasn't for French Canadian tourist chicks I would have never gotten laid in my early teens. Late teens too. They wyould bring down the blond hashish too. Oui Oui my little french crepe!

 

bummer PJB. most of these dudes here have 3 or 4 profiles. shameless cowards.

 

my wife and I camped from San Diego to Crescent city, took 56 days to kick it (feb and march), lived out of a toyota tacoma.
First, buy a stormrider guide for north america
Standouts for me?
sunset cliffs, blacks, pretty fun
SKIP LA COUNTY
SKIP ORANGE COUNTY (except trestles)
if there is surf, check out ventura RINCON!!!!!!
If there is large west swell, el cap is LIGHTS OUT...SO GOOD
Jalama by Lompoc, the cracks and tarantula's were sick, had food for 3 days, stayed for 8, had to go into town for supplies

Big sur has some waves, had better times other places
'The Dune' at moss landing...do you like whoopings? and tubes? the place has both in spades

santa cruz obviously
novelty wave at fort point, its a burger, skip
POINT ARENA HOLY MOLY THIS WAVE ROCKS, kinda sharky, like spidey sense tingling, SICK WAVE
SHELTER COVE YOU MUST GO!!!!!!!

Those are the named ones, make friends along the way and find more
AND ENJOY
best to do a trip like this now before more and more checkpoints and police state ruin everything

Also, dont drive in the midwest during a snowstorm, we got ****ked: hit and run by a tractor trailer on our way back east (I have moved from EC since this adventure) and had to sleep in an autobody shop during a blizzard, kinda sucked, wifey and I were A-ok, had to drive from nebraska to jersey with no lights or front bumper, but we made it

 

Go to SoCal and head SOUTH!!!! Not North. You know how friggin cold its gonna be up there?!

If you insist on going North though I would recommend renting a van. There's a really cool deal up there in which you can rent a vintage VW decked out for surfing and camping and its actually fairly cheap.

www.vwsurfari.com