Discussing Roy's surfboard designs.

Discussion in 'Global Surf Talk' started by Roy Stuart, Jan 28, 2013.

  1. MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2010
    how about your orange wetsuit? do you receive unsolicited compliments on your wetsuit or helmet?

    Now, Just like most other people people Im officially out of this thread forever. With your best evidence you have proven that your boards are not worth more then the materials which might add up to 1500 bucks....
     
  2. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    What has that to do with surfboard design?


    You speak as an 'official' and for other members... impressive.

    Thanks for the conversation.


    Back so soon?

    Is the assessment made by yourselfon the value of my boards also 'official' and published on behalf of 'most others' or is it just your personal opinion?
     

  3. Lipsmacker

    Lipsmacker Well-Known Member

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    Sep 17, 2012
    Hey Roy, do me a favor and **** off.
     
  4. wet dreams

    wet dreams Active Member

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    Oct 1, 2010
    Reminds me of big wave Dave. Those delmarvians know the legend.
     
  5. RhodyPedro

    RhodyPedro Well-Known Member

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    Jan 24, 2012
    unfortunately this sounds like the real Roy. His bullying and pedantic postings are all over Tree to Sea. All this talk of design and performance when a third of his board is out of the water at any given time. There are plenty of more humble artists building beautiful and functional boards. I also got a good laugh watching him glue together his boards by laying heavy objects on them
     
  6. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013

    Actually all I'm doing is making my case as calmly and precisely as possible in an environment which is full of vague, imprecise and incorrect ideas... and I'm staying calm amid a considerable amount of personal abuse.

    In reality the amount of board which is out of the water at any given time depends upon, amongst other factors the speed of the board and the wave shape. You seem to be suggesting that performance is hindered when the board is able to increase or decrease the wetted surface area in response to rider demands and wave conditions, when clearly that isn't the case.

    It's low tech and it works, so I'm happy with the method. All power to you if you use mechanical or vacuum clamping.

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  7. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    I remind you that I you don't have to visit this thread, and that I have a right to reply, I'm remaining logical and honest, but if you don't like the thread I suggest that you ignore it.

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  8. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    I noticed a bit of a lag between the shape of the wave and the board's response... the exceptionally long lever forcing the entry rocker down (increasing wetted surface) in spite of the reduced tail area and round rails. My guess is it's due to the extreme weight, and perhaps reduced tail area and accelerated tail rocker? Can increased tail volume make up some of that lag? Your increased entry rocker responds well, however, getting the board back up on plane. It looks to me that at this point, flex is critical.

    Roy?
     
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  9. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Sounds more like "increased tail volume" makes for a harsh & painful "entry rocker" scene in a prison movie, not a surfboard design.

    (Took some editing liberties, LBCrew, hey, it's not serious it's the Internet.)

    Anyways, Stuart's shell game is predicated on the old, but ever-more-popular scammer mentality of the shysters in our culture today, when they say hey, I don't have to prove that all of my amazing claims are right.....you have to prove that I'm wrong!

    Stuart is total BS. There were snake oil salesmen back in the day; this year, it's deer antler spray pitchmen; same mentality as the guy pitching huge-money heavy, sluggish wooden surfboards with that big whoopty 'flex' for 'performance.' Same type scam, just a different vehicle to part one's money from one's wallet.
     
  10. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    I appreciate your taking the time to check it out and ask about what you are seeing.

    Firstly, a correction regarding the rocker on the Makaha 12-9. It is exceptionally low throughout the entire 9 feet of tail, from memory the rocker over the whole long tail is around 1 inch.

    Also, the board planes at all times at surfing speeds, although as all planing craft do it displaces some water and thus gets some lift from displacement.

    Regarding weight she's a lightweight at 24 pounds, and is very responsive.

    I'm trying to understand what you are asking about. Are you referring to the occasions when the nose rocker comes into contact with the wave? There's one moment in the video where I stall and when the pocket catches up with me and as the tail lifts the nose rocker enters the water. The board then accelerates out of the pocket. The high lift produced by the nose comes with a drag penalty, but due to the high lift it is only momentary as the lift brings the nose up. For the vast majority of the time at surfing speeds the highly rockered nose area is out of the water, it's used for a quick lift onto the plane when taking off from low speed and for lifting the nose out of situations where needed. The advantage over even rocker ( which I use on other designs) is that as speed increases only the flatter faster part of the rocker is used.

    The acceleration in response to the wave is very prompt.

    Flex is a nice bonus but isn't strictly necessary on this shape in terms of nose lift. She's a very flexible board in a land test but as is always the case the feeling in the water from the 'twang' is subtle ( though powerful). There are two high pressure area on the board. One is of course at the leading edge of the wetted surface area, and the other is at the tail, due to lift from the tunnel fin. This is a secret to effective use of flex, it enables the board to load up in between the two high pressure areas.
     
  11. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    None of what I say consititutes an 'amazing claim' if one understands what I'm actually saying instead of flying off the handle with only limited comprehension... and I prove what I'm saying in theory and in practice on a daily basis.

    I'm interested to know though, if you can tell me what one of these so called 'claims' are.

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  12. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Bingo

    ....and Bingo was his name...

    ....there you go again...

    ...In essence, anything King Roy says, he of the pretend crown torn from the cookie box, is truthful because King Roy doth say it so, and thus because he spake it, it be truth, ergo, he is right until you prove him wrong....so sayeth King Roy, legend in his own mind.

    Or, put another way, or ways:
    -- Twist a fiction long enough & wrong enough & loud enough and it starts to sound like 'facts.' (e.g., your pop science claims of "secret spots on the board surface" and other nuances of board construction that only you have mastered)
    -- Accuse your critics of not understanding your higher powers & your higher abilities.
    (e.g., your rips of people who have surfed your boards & been unilaterally unimpressed with their 'performance')
    -- The old parlor trick of braying that your aspects are correct simply because no one has 'proved' them wrong

    You, convenient to your case, ignore human common sense & obvious fact / evidence, in your case, video & first-hand product user statements in re: the sub-par performance and fallibility of your products.
     
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  13. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    I've never said anything of the sort.

    You can't proceed by making up statements on my behalf.


    No such claims have been made.


    I've never said that either, I've simply pointed out that when they do what you are doing ( i.e. make stuff up which I've supposedly said) that they have obviously not read and understood what has been written i.e. it is a reading comprehension issue on their part.


    I'm entitled to point out that if the rider stands way back on the displacement tail and thus fails to ride the board as designed that it is rider error... and this hardly constitutes an outrageous claim.


    One can hardly 'bray' using the written word, and again I've never said anything of the kind.

    When I am correct it is for reasons to do with physics, logic, experience and reporting of past events, it is ludicrous to suggest that something can be correct because of something which hasn't been done by someone else... at least make your Roy parody slightly believable, please, since direct quotes are beyond you.

    Would you like me to start posting the long list of positive reviews on the board which is now in San Francisco?

    As for video, the footage on this very thread is prime evidence of unusually fine longboard performance.

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  14. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    You never answered my questions. Your boards are priced so high to get people talking about them, like us. I get it. I am for making surfing more affordable. Things already cost alot.
     
  15. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    I fixed your grammar, don't worry there's no charge the first time.

    Please remind me what your questions were.

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  16. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    You have no real business or tact training, do you?

    Don't worry, you do not need to answer that. There are long threads on 6 different forums that cover that question.
     
  17. Erock

    Erock Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2011
    We must be so dense.

    35 pages and we still haven't figured out that the MOST efficient and progressive way to surf is to look like a motionless slug with feet on each rail, riding a glorified windsurfer from the early '80s.

    BTW, does anyone else see the irony in Roy telling everyone we have the idea surfing all wrong... yet he champions his board being ridden by someone sponsored by Wavejet?
     
  18. Erock

    Erock Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2011
    Not to mention you would think he would choose better wood than Paulownia considering how expensive his boards are.

    Hell, Clemsonsurf used Sapele on the FIRST wooden board he has attempted--that gorgeous Mini Simmons... which I'm sure Roy thinks is very inefficient because it didn't take 12 trees to make and it's as short as one of the fin boxes on Roy's boards.
     
  19. DaMook

    DaMook Well-Known Member

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    Dec 30, 2009
    You're trying to sell the world a 500k toboggan. Are you sure?
     
  20. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    I'm blushing....