Discussing Roy's surfboard designs.

Discussion in 'Global Surf Talk' started by Roy Stuart, Jan 28, 2013.

  1. MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2010
    DPSup... why don't you and chuck get a friggin room already?

    lol. haha I kid I kid....
     
  2. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    HAHA, Chuck and I never really had a conversation before, thought I'd give it a go and see if he's for real, which it seems he is. Steve83 not so much....
     

  3. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Is there something in the water in New England that creates the unbearable lightness of being a toolbox?

    My bad, Chucky Boo! Someone, anyone, break out the lathe & carve a wooden gnome-perching-plank from a small redwood tree .... step up & lay claim to the virginal voyage, emass8'.... shaper & rider could fist each other, uh, spelling, fist bump each other as the rider rips wave after 8' clean Cape Cahd mackin' waves!

    I'm looking forward to the vid. Just like the vid that 'steve83' was gonna post (what happened to him? did admin infarction him for inadmissible fictional works? for plagiarism?) or was that gnome de plume part deaux .... I get confused so easily these daze by all the chaff.
     
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  4. Cuck Taylor

    Cuck Taylor Well-Known Member

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    Jul 6, 2013
    Yankee loosen up a bit your starting to worry me, I seriously doubt Steve 83 is fake.. There's a picture of him in his lawn doin the good ole Roy pose with his home build and self designed parallel profile olo. If you look at the picture his lawn is densely forested with what appears to be scrub pine which is indigenous to the mid Atlantic states, so that would make sense seeing how he's from the Carolina's.
     
  5. Cuck Taylor

    Cuck Taylor Well-Known Member

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    Jul 6, 2013
    On another note regarding my footage of any of the boards I built including the soon to be revealed built by me designed by Roy board the makaha olo, simply visit my YouTube channel and await its upload. No promises on when this will happen.. Need some surf first but I think you guys get it.
     
  6. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007


    Steve is real. I seent em.

    Why are you so mad all the time Yankee? You remind me of a female dog.
     
  7. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Really...? Well, call it like you feel it, chrome dome.

    I jest with chucky boo, you take it as serious criticism of his, and your'n, wood, er, wooden sticks, er, wood plankes.....dang, let me clean that up a bit! Before you take it all serious & stuff and ughhh, no please stay in Georgia where the men are men & the sheep know it.
     
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  8. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Agreed on steve83. Although the prez of steve83's fan club chapter may well be the shining noggin of clemson surf. More power to those country boyz!

    I just read this. I'm starting to sound like SJB. Not good. No dis to Billy.
    Take it away wayne hijacker, emass8' and clemson.
    God save the king.
     
  9. Cuck Taylor

    Cuck Taylor Well-Known Member

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    Jul 6, 2013
  10. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Ahhh, chucky or gnome or whatever you think your nom de forum is.....

    You sit in Penobscot or Greymouth or wherver the Internet permits you to claim as 'home.'
    You have professed a preference for wood. (yikes!)
    You haven't posted much of substance.
    You like to (try to) bait people on this forum.
    You enjoy talking about wood boards which you say that you'll build....but you have not built.

    I'm just an observer, sparky, really. Let us know when you have something intelligent to post. I'm keen to see! Big fan of chucky aka gnome.

    And, chucky.....? Until a person understands the wisdom & the history of SJB on this forum, it's not cool to post up one's uninformed opinions about a legend. Kinda talkin' above one's pay grade, one might say.
    Peace & Pendleton wool, kid.
     
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  11. Cuck Taylor

    Cuck Taylor Well-Known Member

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    Jul 6, 2013
    Yankee something tells me you Havet achieved your grade 10
     
  12. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    Well, the new 'Rampant' 10-5 will have a modified version of Tom Morey's 'heater' rail.
     
  13. newenglandflatness

    newenglandflatness Well-Known Member

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    Oct 12, 2012
    I will point out here, for the record, that upon the morning of Chuck's big surf at Gooch's, for which I told him I would be there....I was, and I didn't see any 6'6" wooden chubs floating around. All morning actually. Not saying anyone is fake, I just am noting his absence after declaring his intended presence. Or maybe he calls post 11 am "morning".

    Only relaying my own experiences, DISCLAIMER, before any wood board lovers crucify me for my "doubts".
     
  14. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    Faceless anonymous fat bellied trolls ... one would hardly waste nails crucifying them for their vapid opinions.
     
  15. Cuck Taylor

    Cuck Taylor Well-Known Member

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    Jul 6, 2013
    Like I said in my thread featuring the build of the 6 6 parallel profile chub id either be at gooches or York. I was at York beach at first light in the cutty sark corner where it usually works nice, but as you'll recall that Saturday morning was an awful underpowered wind swell and the 6-6 struggled with every other short board.
     
  16. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    Clemson is real, and I believe him that Steve is real. Steve may be a weirdo, but he does appear to live here in SC. I just don't think he is a very good surfer, and he was trying to use the board in the wrong type of waves. Despite what some people think, there is no such thing as a board that is perfect for all waves. I think Steve's schooner is better set up to ride clean waist/chest high waves without steep drops. Not exactly what we see here in SC very often. Steve really should have that thing out this week.
     
  17. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    Sounds like you. I didn't see any lean and mean midsection in that vibrant jumpsuit.
     
  18. MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2010
    urggghhhh.... this thread again? the forums have turned into a big fat joke.
     
  19. newenglandflatness

    newenglandflatness Well-Known Member

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    Oct 12, 2012
    Jeez Roy, what good is my taking the time to write a disclaimer if you're going to ignore it!

    Charles, I only now went back and saw your follow up post on that thread about goochs, so it's all good. I have faith in you anyway, man, you seem to know a bit on New England surf locales.

    Just fanning the flames and having some fun, everyone cool out now....
     
  20. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    +1 To everything you said, only I doubt Steve will be out there this week