Discussing Roy's surfboard designs.

Think of all the minutes you'd add to your life if you just didn't click on any thread Roy Posts.
Hey Doc, it hurts when I do this.
Then don't do that!

 

Think of all the hours that you'd add to your computer-addled life if you didn't react like a whiny little girl to every single one of Brewengineer's posts.

 

You got the wrong guy on that one. I'm not the one crying to the mods. Get yer schitt right and quit living in the past, Nancy.

 

Aw, did I touch a nerve there, keyboard buoy?

You cry & whine about Brewengineer to no end. Be a big buoy, sparky, and stop boring the heck out of us with your idiotic posts about how Brewengineer "ratted you out" to simod666 (I mean, really, get a life...??)

And if you're so enamored with wooden surfboards, drop the gnome fanbuoy thing you've got going on & check out a real craftsman whose work is functional art at the highest levels in the sport:
Danny Hess is building stunning boards, whereas gnome is usng you to advertise his failed chunks of seagoing lumber.
http://hesssurfboards.com/

 

Roy's designs function trust me haha

 

Maybe you'll be just like your idol the gnome someday, chucka-boo-boo: 10 kids & a worn out woman, living in a hut that you built yourself, with a beard that rivals Methuselah's, stylin' it off the grid of course, with your barn & your lathe & your tools, shaping gigantic wooden sinkers that you, in all your delusional glory, seek to sell to other humans for upwards of $5 mln.

And there you were, making such progress in the other thread where you come off as not insane.

 

no. You read it in the wrong tone. probably the one you use to your mom when she tells you to get out of the basement and find a job.

 

Try saying that as if it wasn't an insult. It sounds pretty awesome. Much better than a life in DC snap chatting pics of your wang to young gold diggers (that's what happens there right?).

Isn't that what everyone wants to do when they retire anyway? Get a sweet beard and make stuff. He's got enough money to make his boards, have a bunch of kids and I'm assuming he feeds thenand even pay the internet bill.

Once you can accept the fact that our boy Roy makes boards for the waves he surfs to suit his personal style everything else will make sense.

 

I think that's a little too much for his reading comprehension skill. find a picture of a Vienna sausage and that'll put everything in focus for him.

 

Clemson this is well stated. Thanks man.

Yeah Yankee your seriously messed up man

 

It's official: you're one of the gnome's fan buoys. Right down there with chucka-boo-boo & the chrome dome from South Cackalacky & the imaginary friend of chrome dome. Keep flogging the gnome's boards, trolls.

 

Are you going to post your latex love doll vines on your website, chucka-boo-boo? The one where your dog helps you sexually assault that poor mannequin? The only mess is that guy looking at you in the mirror, tubby.

 

Once you stop posting when you've been hitting the bourbon, you'll make sense. Have you located your invisible friend, chromey, the one who made the gnome board & surfed it in South Cackalacky with you taking pics....?

The problem with the gnome is he comes on here selling crap at insane prices & goobers like you & the Maine barn rapist & the fat fan buoy from VB all flog it for him. It's the insane troll posse.

 

Shouldn't you be on a treadmill, bluto?

 

I look forward to you comments Y. Your material is weak and your comment regurgitation has become quite stale. You know how it is once someone walks into the surf shop and starts checking out a board then they're sold as soon as they get the bro price. You'd be pumped on a 10% discount. Let's say roy discounts 90% that's still a ton of money and the customer is pumped because he only paid $95k.

 

that would be correct. I admire Roy for living the life. You could learn something from him if you had an ability to do so. He's an artist and creator. The only art you create is the doo doo sculpture in your pants when you see the ocean.