Discussing Roy's surfboard designs.

Bring back the Shredmachine to test drive! Good call, Carter.

 

Holy donkey balls could you imagine a ride report on the Gnomes canoes by Shredmachine!?!? Might go like this:

So I was drivin my awesoem whip to Bmar to meet this cat name Roy to ride his big @ss longboard. Now normally I don't ride thos old man kook sticks but I had to show da peeps it could be shredded! Since homeboy Roy is bangin mad duckets with these high dolla yachtses it's only fitin The Shred ride the most costliest stick hes can find. SO I paddle out at makin Bmar, 24 ft and Shred worthy. I take a 12 ft airdrop snap dat bling bling board like a strippas G string (holla biatches!) But since I'm so frekin sweet I grab a three foot piece of dat busted a$$ board get sooooo pitted, bust a sick cutback throwin spray on all those Bennys in da lineup wit they jaws dropped and shot the pier like only I can do. Kick out on the sand and bang 12 hindus.

NEEDLESS I SAY MORE?

And to all you punk @ss fools my auto spelling is cause my iPhone 34S keeps scrwin up my wrds.

 

This thread is up to 98 pages

 

Why? Does the fun just end one day? I made serious and honest statements, but you prefer arguments.

 

I left my clown hat at home today, does that mean I can't have any fun here in gnomeville?

The rumor that the shredmachine is making a comeback, just to test drive the plank, is enough to make anyone jump & down with joy. Carter's got it all sussed out & ready for The Big Day.

 

Bob Marley's back from the dead & composed a new tune in honor of the shredmachine's test drive, entitled:

'Easy Plankin'

 

plankin it easy.

 

Plankin it SLOW!

 

can some one give me the cliff notes on this thread

 

Roy rules all, he makes the best boards in the world, he is the king of the universe. Roy makes boards that cost $1.4 million. Charles loves Roy. This is the voice in Roy's head.

Roy posts videos of his board riding straight down the line. Roy hates Randy Rarrick. Roy makes boards that cost $1.4 million. Charles loves Roy. These are facts.

Those are the Carter notes. Roy's Notes will differ. Read the 99 pages so you can decide for yourself.

 

Thats a pretty honest review. Frame it close the thread we`re done here.

 

Agree, nice summation Gaff!

 

Explain this. What is the reason why death was used to hurt your boards review? What is the reason? You just sound crazy if this is what you really believe.

 

I guess I'll start throwing around some sonic ear claps to resolve such issues. Speaking of sonic bursting ear claps, I think Yankee and carter might be getting an update for the surfing fight club.

 

Now THIS is SI Forum HOF Platinum.

Gaff, Gaff, Gaff....your words are top shelf beverages, and premium ganja, so to speak, & it is damn good to see you return to form. Great to see you back from your hiatus.

 

It's not honest. It's laden with false troll opinion which is not a real opinion as it's not measurable by any market research because like it's been pointed out before the nay Sayers don't represent a real population.

This said, I proved that a Roy olo can perform on short period east coast swells. But the trolls always avoid the reality and delve into falsities to amuse.

The olo works on shorter period swell. Now the argument is for the Turning which the troll bases around their short board standard expectations.