Discussing Roy's surfboard designs.

Discussion in 'Global Surf Talk' started by Roy Stuart, Jan 28, 2013.

  1. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    MFitz horizontal fin area can be used to lift up or down, depending upon how it is applied.

    Rcarter and others... if you want me to debate world history and politics with you then you'll have to start another thread. This one is about surfboard design.
  2. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    No one wants to debate anything with you since you are so damn smug and closed minded. Also how can we debate when you will not state what you truly believe? What we want you to do is own up to what you said about both the holocasut and the Allies in the thread I posted. You love to say people put words in your mouth but when we post links to your own words you respond once again with cryptic posts like "some of you are screwed in too tight" and other crap dodging the real issue.

    The fact is that the link I posted has brought out some new folks who were silent in this thread untill they saw the real Roy. Face it man even if you make the greatest boards in the world 99% of this forum will still hate you for your anti American feelings and denial of the holocasut. I am just glad I could post a little evidence of the true extent to which you have lost your damn mind.

    USA forever biatches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Happy 4th fools!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
  4. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    The link I posted does have your direct posts and quotes, hell it's even got a pic of that same dumba$$ fin as your avatar. Oh yeah and way to once again "steal" ad space form SI you lowlife freeloader.
  5. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    Isn't that skeg a direct ripoff of the type of saw that the Nazis used to cut jewelry from the appendages of the Jewish victims they murdered?
  6. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    That's not a fin, that's your nazi-gnome gnome-nazi condom that you use to prang your sheep's beaver.

    Your anti-American sentiments are well-documented, you piece of sheep offal. America's Greatest Generation saved you UK island castoffs from a fate as a recreational rape colony for Japanese troops.
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  7. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Y'see nazi-gnome, this place SI Forum is your place of last resort.....you've been banned from Sway's, banned from MSW, banned from other sites. It's because you revealed your true chickenshiiite colors, posted up about your hatred for Jews, your belief that the Holocaust is a fabrication and your intense dislike for Americans.

    It's all there, nazi-gnome, I'm not confabulating a thing. Your own words come back to haunt your twisted arse. Once you post on the Internet, fella, you're there for a millenium.

    You've toned it down here on SI Forum. Because this is your last station stop. Your final place of surfing sites that you can post your idiotic drivel about your planks. The last place where you can generate antipathy & reactions to your unproven, wacky, moronic plank designs that would be better off hammered together as viewing stations in the Iditirod.

    Still, your toning it down doesn't hide the fact that you, nazi-gnome, are a hateful beast who hates behind your passive aggressive twisted words of ignorance.
  8. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Bro are you throwing him into the ring for HOTY14?!?! If it's to be the bellows for your own cause then you're a smart man that knows where his mojo comes from.
  9. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Nah mon, nazi-gnome is too chickenshiiite to post his bile here on SI Forum. He knows that if he shows his true sick colors here, Micah will ban him muy rapido. So, nazi-gnome will continue to post his inane yah-yah regarding his dysfunctional planks.

    There's a reason the arse hasn't been seen paddling his plank into a wave. There's a reason that the Randy Rarick test drive made nazi-gnome insane with anger & resentment. The planks are crap, they don't work. Just like the twisted creator of said planks.

    Maybe you could post nazi-gnome as Delusional Clown of the Year. DCOTY
  10. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    That's right, but a few of you are attributing statements actions and thoughts to me which have never happened.
  11. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    Try sticking to the facts.

    I have only ever been banned from one site, and that is swaylocks.

    The site owner said that I had broken no rules, but had to go.

    Utter nonsense I hate no one nor do I have an 'intense dislike' for any nationality least of all Americans.

    I merely disapprove of many of the actions of your current government.

    I disapprove of all forms of fascism and that includes Nazism.
  12. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    i always say what I truly believe.

    I'm not sure what your problem is... the quotes are there read them at your leisure.

    If you wish to discuss politics in depth with me then start a thread in the place and I'll respond... or is it you who are too 'chicken'?

    I'm not anti american at all i just don't like your government.

    As for 'holocaust' it is merely a marketing term.
  13. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    I'd say that would get your ass kicked in bars across NYC, DC, def Chicago & perhaps even LA if you ever left your little phony island compound & dealt with people of all stripes instead of just pranging your inbred klan.

    You label the Holocaust as a "marketing term" whereas it was a protracted humanitarian crisis instigated by a political party that murdered millions of people, not just Jews, but Catholics, Protestants, Lutherans, Buddhists, gypsies, people who voiced disagreement with the Nazi regime, homosexuals, lesbians, people of any color whatsoever. And all because Hitler deemed these people "sub-human" and "inferior."

    Jesse Owens kicked the Nazi ass in Berlin in the 1936 Olympics, Hitler refused to shake his hand because he was, to Hitler, "an inferior man of color."

    You, nazi-gnome, smugly proclaim that you know 'the real truth' of things like the Holocaust, surfboard design, procreation, and so much more. In reality you are an evil piece of crap that needs to be taken apart, dismantled and disposed of. The world suffers from people such as you.

    Bosnia, Rwanda, northern Ireland, Israel-Palestine, Iraq, Croatia, Russia, Crimea, Sudan, Tibet and so many more....the list of human beings persecuted for their race or religion or beliefs is sadly, insanely endless. It is people such as you, nazi-gnome, that perpetuate this hatred through your rants posturing on the Internet as pseudo-intellectual musings.

    In fact, you're insane.

    Sure, you function for appearance sake. You put your clothing on when you're done boinking your children, you trim your idiotic poseur-Methusalah beard, you don your orange jumpsuit as a local 'eccentric,' you create planks of wood that perform poorly yet you claim to be the finest technology in the surfboard industry.....and all along you make statements that illustrate your conviction that the world doesn't understand you, doesn't understand your true innovative genius when it comes along, that the surfing world refuses to recognize your sodden, ridiculous planks as superior boards because it's all about the money.

    You're a phony because you're insane. You're annoying because you post your total crap on this Forum. You're deserving of scorn because you hate. Sways banned you for all of these reasons and more. Any rational human being would see fit that you are isolated to the point wherin your poisonous bile can not be spread to others.
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  14. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    I don't go to bars and I don't drink alcohol.

    That sort of thinking is bad for you, I advise you to give it up.

    In fact, I'm sane.

    Actually I don't trim it.


    No I don't.

  15. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    Roy, evidently you didn't get the memo of the new Kinder Gentler 'Merka. we changed our national anthem to reflect it.
    So, unless you want to experience 'merkin Exceptionalism, get a free tour of Gitmo, and practice holding yer breath, Learn it!
  16. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    "Son, never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."
  17. Big Wet Monster

    Big Wet Monster Well-Known Member

    Feb 4, 2010
    standing on my chair clapping with a grin from ear to ear.... Happy fourth of july 'MERICA

  18. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Roy is such a stiff. Let's cut his beard.
  19. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    How did I miss this vitriolic masterpiece??? Bravo good sir.
  20. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Yeah Yankee's post and Chics vid pretty much summed it up. From America to you Roy: