Do real surfers have ni..

you are a prophet

o barry

 

o Barry shut the furk up your the whitest of white from Moo Hampshire...bet

Tropicana Surfer don't fret Yankee he's just trying to seek you out for sexual conflict...it is like compliment

 

I hope a large barracuda attacks your prince albert. Cheers.

 

Jawn is 100% right.

Yankees life consists of nothing but SI. I heard he has all of our names scribbled on his bedroom wall.

He makes unfunny nicknames and no sense. Yankee wouldn't be so bad if he was at least funny......but he isnt......at all.

 

he wants to make us put lotion on then wear our silky smooth skin after brutally murdering us. I love this forum.

 

tropic - valid forum post IMO, don't let the jerkies get you down ... in my experience the people who are bravest on the internet are just compensating for being weakest IRL.
To your original point, I have to agree ... a prone paddler with piercings on the chest is like a cyclist piercing his sack!

 

I have thought about that. I need it to keep track of time so I can get a session in before work and make it home in time to log in.

 

Fair enough. I wear a G shock, but only up here where barracudas are not. I don't worry about bluefish or strippers. But when I go to PR or tropics, my watch stays at the hotel.
By the way, in PR, I see a lot of american girls wearing ankle bracelets when surfing. They dangle in the water when waiting for waves. I have nicely informed the beauties of their situation, most remove them, thanking me. Some tell me to f uck off and mind my own business. The "picuas" (local hispanic slang for barracuda in PR) will eventually set them straight, I suppose. Can't win them all.

 

o barry

 

You bet I am.
And proud of it.
Now go back to your ghetto until you learn the Kings English......

 

Speaking of circles...you & that other wave pool reject, sitting a bit too close together with that bottle of lotion.

 

o barry the prophet o barry

 

never heard of a white Puerto rican

o barry

 

Shut the fuk up Sack Fart

 

Go seldom! You can do it!!!

 

Ah Tropicana you must remember 99% of the posters on this here surf predicting website rarely surf

I mean geez or jeez most of em didn't start surfing 10 times a year till post 2002

I am the 1% and the second greatest thing since SJB..I can't take that from him

But hey I will PM you aboutz a place to lay my head while in them zones

Man I'm friends with more Puerto Ricans then Barry has ever seen...do they even have Puerto Ricans in Moo Hampshire

 

exactly, only without all the sweat and smell

cant hang? dont let the door hit ya

 

Barracudas are freaky. It's unnerving when you're underwater and see a school of them just sitting there motionless, staring at you. Like serial killers.

 

says 3 foot over heaad.... looks at cam it was triple over ankle, looks in surf dictionary finds the words brad [pitted aka kook poser pitted.