Can't we all just be happy that we're not great lake surfers or Gulf surfers or Jamaican surfers or Israel surfers. I'm going to buy a slater wave pool once that shyte gets made bigger and less perfect. I want wonky peaks and lurging ledges. And I'm only going to let locals ride it, no public. I have 5 million right now but I bet what I'm looking for would be more like 8 million. For that I could buy a house on the north shore.