Does anyone else leak some lemonade warming up after a cold session

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by epictetus, Oct 2, 2017.

  1. epictetus

    epictetus Well-Known Member

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    Jun 27, 2013
    Sometimes after a frosty session if my wetsuite was a little too thin and I get cold you know, down near my special area, when I change back into dry clothes and warm back up a bit my little guy leaks a little bit of lemonade seemingly uncontrollably.

    Does this happen to anyone else or just me?
     
  2. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007

  3. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    hmmm sounds like a medical condition...

    Thankfully we have a group of profession medical personal at swellinfo that could help you... or wait, did they all get kicked off the site?? idk..

    but no, this has not happened to me
     
  4. Toonces

    Toonces Well-Known Member

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    Apr 25, 2016
    I have to admit this happens to me frequently in winter. But that's just between us, ok?
     
  5. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    where the heck are you, that the water is so cold your ding-a-ling doesn't work properly? I'm a good 2 months away from a true shrivel sesh.
     
  6. fl.surfdog

    fl.surfdog Well-Known Member

    Dec 6, 2010
    Put your diaper back on when exiting the cool water, your mother should know this. Lemonade....special area, oh boy...sounds like 1st. grade.
     
  7. superbust

    superbust Well-Known Member

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    Nov 2, 2008
    just wait till you **** yourself, just a little
     
  8. smitty517

    smitty517 Well-Known Member

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    Oct 30, 2008
    Your ok so long as it aint chocolate milk
     
  9. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    lol doesn't sound normal.

    I think I'm the opposite of most people when it comes to pee.no matter what I do I cannot piss my pants,even if I tried,it just doesn't work.i think it all stems from when I was in jail as a teen.u have to go in the paddywagon to the courthouse,and be there all day,and id have to pee,il go to the toilet,pull my thing out and it just didn't work.i could never pee.same thing with probation officers lol.idk I cant pee with people around,il try,not trying to hide my pecker,it just doesn't work.i could literally drink a gallon of water and not piss for 8 hours,if theres people watching.i do know holding it in can lead to a uti
     
  10. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    Hey Cap! Happy to know that your not alone lol
     
  11. mrcoop

    mrcoop Well-Known Member

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  12. epictetus

    epictetus Well-Known Member

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    Jun 27, 2013
    I don't think it's a medical condition as everything else is normal as far as that stuff goes, pretty normal guy, have sex an average amount like 20-30 times a week, only drink watermelon juice never unhealthy stuff like water (water overdose is #1 killer of surfers), although I guess this really only started a few years ago as my old age began to set in.
     
  13. eatswell

    eatswell Well-Known Member

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    Jul 14, 2009
    LOL! This reminds me of when I went with my then girlfriend to visit her grandparents in Florida, back when I was only 20. The same girl who I mentioned in the Tom Petty thread, and leaving me heartbroken (It's weird that she's come up two threads in a row). I had to pee really bad one evening, and I felt weird about pissing there because it felt like the bathroom was literally in the living room. I have the same thing you have, can't piss while others are watching. I don't know why? I held it in all night, still couldn't do it in the morning. I remember I took a shower that morning and had to piss in there. I usually don't do that, but I had to do it. I seemed to ease in and be able to piss semi-normally over the next 2 weeks that I was there.

    I prefer not going in my suite, unless I HAVE to. If I'm only out there for 3 hours, it's usually no big deal. Another reason why I prefer trunking it to wearing any kind of suite. More convenient for pissing.
     
  14. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Ask Barry about this, I think he is pretty old
     
  15. LI Waterman

    LI Waterman Well-Known Member

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    Dec 23, 2012
    hahahaha classic!
     
  16. eatswell

    eatswell Well-Known Member

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    Jul 14, 2009
    If you guys have lemonade colored piss, you probably ain't staying hydrated enough tho.
     
  17. Z

    Z Well-Known Member

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    Oct 17, 2012
    :cool::cool:
     
  18. arthurdigbysellers

    arthurdigbysellers Well-Known Member

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    Oct 16, 2017
    Multiple sex partners?
     
  19. Son Bather Bob

    Son Bather Bob Well-Known Member

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    Jun 16, 2014
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  20. arthurdigbysellers

    arthurdigbysellers Well-Known Member

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