does size matter?

Perfect for me is head high with some plus sets, top to bottom with some barrels. Those sessions I surf with abandon, catch a **** ton of waves, go for anything, no fear of consequences.

I really do like occasional big days mixed in, it's just such a different vibe, you're nervous, there are consequences, but when you catch and ride a big growler successfully, it is such a rush. Downside is the beatdowns, and the fewer number of rides you get as I'm far more selective.

If it's less than chest high, then surfing doesn't hold much interest for me to be honest. I'd rather just go body surfing, or for a swim. I may take the longboard out if it's a nice day, and enjoy a few glides.

 

For me it depends on the spot. When you have long period ground swell at some spots by me it's easy to get in early on 6 ft plus days before the wave really jacks up, and you can go down the road to some heavy beach/shore break on a 3 to 4 ft day and snap your board and neck. Age also matters, I find myself passing on really big days now, I want to watch my kid grow up.

 

Nope, da wife has to remind me sometimes not to bash her ovaries.

You wife on the other hand appreciated me giving her the deep ****ens. Said she has lots of cute lil nicknames for you that she like to call you when she's got you ball gagged and getting a good pegging. Shrimpy, lil fellar, vienna sausage boy. Offered to let you out of your gimp closet and do clean up, but I ain't into that weird sheet. One of her other bulls can do that if they want.

 

Waves are like titties...

Flat is simply unacceptable in any circumstances.

A cup titties are fun to play with as long as they have great shape and are perky. They however can appear flat or barely worth messing with.

B cup titties are where you'll find some of the finest shaped breasts while still being perky, not too small, not too big, being juuuuust right a lot of times. If by chance the shape isn't there, they are still not going to be too sloppy as they just aren't that big and they'll most likely still be worth paying attention to as you'll find some sort of enjoyment out of them.

C cup titties is where things can go either way. Shape becomes more critical at this size. Great shape and you're looking at some of the finest titties that a man could ever want. At this stage, you're dealing with some size but since they aren't too big, they tend to hold their shape longer.

D cup titties is where shape is everything. Bad shape at this size can be a train wreck and not worth it. Good shape and you're looking at an overindulgence of fun.

DD cup titties is just like D cup titties, but twice the fun or twice the train wreck, it all depends, but when everything comes together, it's a site a to behold and a rare occurrence that you simply cannot pass up and is worth every bit of risk. Because sure as sh*t, there will be risk involved.

 

LOL! Dynamite!

 

+1! Good stuff DSUP!

 

LOL....seems as if you have given all those concepts a lot of thinking time. It is your personal world that makes you think that way and also that betrays you......
Now go surfing and turn your mind to something more productive

 

HAHA Thanks guys, I spend a lot of time thinking of such things.

 

Shape before size

 

As usual your troll game is about as effective as Jake Shields ground and pound, and even less entertaining.

 

Good stuff indeed. And I spend a lot of time thinking to titties too.

 

Waves and titties, they make the world go round.

 

boats and hoes, boats and hoes!

 

And you can motorboat on both of them. Hell, if the titties are big enough, give em a smack and ride the wave in.

 

Where is FLsurfdog to make this thread great?

 

I'll pinch hit for him...

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Nice one Tlo!

 

http://www.madaussie.com/files/file/Alana-Blanchard-surfer.jpg

 

What dafuq is a Psillakis?

 

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