The best words are the original even "non cursive" like stupid,,aeriolas ,cocksix ,Chickpee, urination,poan. ect ect
hands down the best way to be super shred rad gnar gnar in the line up, is to grab a sponge, whip out your "hog" a.k.a-elevator button *****, drag it around in the water for a bit. look for the set wave with someone already on it and just go for it, drop knee style. sooooo ****ing rad!! and then when kicking your little flippers back out to the line up flip over on your back so all can see the massive "hog" in all its glory while mean grilling the guy you just dropped in on. CheeeeeHoooooo!!
If u want to do aerials u should get a walden longboard they are the best for 360s i heard someone even did a 1080 triple inverted on a walden longboard.
You look like a shoe-in for the sequel to "Team America". Maybe there'll be another hot scatological scene for you.