Dogs are a patadox.

Discussion in 'Non Surf Related' started by chicharronne, Feb 14, 2014.

  1. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    the bummer about starting threads is you cant edit them
     

  2. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    obvious you don't own a dog. PATadox like patADOG.

    Bummer for your pet gerbil. I bet it hasn't grown it's hair or nails back. not to mention the stubborn fecal stank to it's breath. But isn't that how your significant "other" describes you?
     
  3. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    Nah, she just calls me cash cow and sends me to the wash-wash to get it done
     
  4. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    is my wife cheating with you? PUTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    that is the funniest dog stuff I've ever read, thanx for the laugh!!!
     
  6. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    Thanks for the chuckle, Chich. We have 3 of those strange creatures.
     
  7. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    They're worse than heroin. You get a sniff of puppy breath and you're hooked for life. When I first went to my friends house with my girlfriend (now wife) in the '80s, this little puppy was in the yard. It came running up to her smiling. She screamed and jumped behind me. Being the sensitive guy I am, I had to say,"Whatda fug is wrong with you" "The dog is going to bite me." "It's smiling at you, and you'll have to get over it, if you want me to sodomize you". She did, and I did,
     
  8. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    does she work at the washie washie?

    [video=youtube;vB2tdNfbTuc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB2tdNfbTuc[/video]
     
  9. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    I Loves me some Asian hussies. I thought my wife was Asian when I first met her, but the sun was in her eyes.

    I moved to Norfolk in 74. I was asleep when we got into town. I woke up as we turned onto "Squid Row", in time to see paradise. A 2 block area on Hampton Blve filled with hootchy cootchy bars and oriental massage parlor.
    Squid Row was made famous in this movie.

    [video=youtube;X1pdy4MFlq4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1pdy4MFlq4[/video]