Dont forget to bring a towel!

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Towelie, Mar 9, 2016.

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  1. Mar 9, 2016 #1
    Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

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    hey everybody!

    saw the other thread - you guys are the best! Metard, Kid, Doug(Money), Yankee, Scobey, Chich, Z, CBS, Notaseal, everyone im forgetting. thank you all for your support during my 10 days in the slammer.

    here's what happened while i was away - nothing. did my bit, banged out some license plates, learned how to fold a wetsuite proprelly.
    got two new tattoos, one on the inside of each leg about 7 inches down from my groin area - one is SImod's mom's face and the other Bradley's sister's. so i can slap them both with my **** as i walk about.

    how's everybody doing? :D glad to be back! why'd the hallucinogenital thread get locked down?

    SS: i tried to relay a message with Scobey via IG but he politely chose to ignore me. ebay some Peruvian Torch. im thinking about picking some up and drying it for incense. shaman style.

    one love.

    -Towel
     
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  3. Mar 9, 2016 #2
    kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

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    Welcomme back Towel Dawg.
     
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  5. Mar 9, 2016 #3
    ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

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    I would never do such a thing.
    Welcomme back brah!
     
    ScobeyviIIe, Mar 9, 2016
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  6. Mar 9, 2016 #4
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

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    Welcommme backe Towelle......uh, wait, wtf, the kid got banned in, like under 90 seconds?!?!
     
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  7. Mar 10, 2016 #5
    metard

    metard Well-Known Member

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    wtf
     
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  8. Mar 10, 2016 #6
    Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Faster than the speed of light.......
     
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  9. Mar 10, 2016 #7
    Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

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    Towelie back in the hizzle!!!! Welcomme back brotha!! Oh wait....
     
    Zeroevol, Mar 10, 2016
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  10. Mar 10, 2016 #8
    CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

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    And... He's gone again...You Simods take yer jerb to seriously...
     
    CBSCREWBY, Mar 10, 2016
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  11. Mar 10, 2016 #9
    nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

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    I bet there's a Simod forum that all Simod's go to and talk about Simoding. They are probably laughing at this.

    "I banned this dikhead named Towlie for 10 days... Then when he got back I banned again. I'm such a bad ass"

    He probably got hella street cred in the simod world for that.
     
    nynj, Mar 10, 2016
    nynj, Mar 10, 2016
  12. Mar 10, 2016 #10
    DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

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    "What if Simod was one of us"
     
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  13. Mar 10, 2016 #11
    ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

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    Towel is alright guise. He's drying off until the 12th. hell be back.
     
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  14. Mar 10, 2016 #12
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    Towel, I hope you are reading this, albeit from banishment...but thank ye, this will be my research for the day. You are a champion Towel, don't let any simod make you think different.
     
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    seldom seen, Mar 10, 2016
  15. Mar 10, 2016 #13
    LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

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    ah, some one got butthurt?
     
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  16. Mar 10, 2016 #14
    sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

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    This is why this forum is great and sucks so bad.
     
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  17. Mar 10, 2016 #15
    kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

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    Towel is the Swellie's own Nelson Mandela...and Simod's are the evil Apartheid government.

    #freenelsonmandela'sgootowel
     
    kidde rocque, Mar 10, 2016
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  18. Mar 10, 2016 #16
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

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    Does this mean that Towel is now surfing Robben Island...?!?!

    FREE THE T !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  19. Mar 10, 2016 #17
    Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

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    How does towelie get banned? He is like the nicest guy on here?

    Can someone fill me in?
     
    Mr.Belmar, Mar 10, 2016
    Mr.Belmar, Mar 10, 2016
  20. Mar 10, 2016 #18
    kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

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    I'd have to find the tread, but IIRC he went on a strong rant on somebody who probably ratted him out. Probably Wayne, againe.

    Then againe, ol' simod has been burning the midnight oil in Oceania while working for the Ministry of Kook as a lifelong member of the Thought Police, lurking for Swellies using Newspeake and logging their daily thoughts into this electronic diary.

    Towelie is Winston.
     
    kidde rocque, Mar 10, 2016
    kidde rocque, Mar 10, 2016
  21. Mar 10, 2016 #19
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

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    Long live Winston! Big Brother, er simod666, is always watching.
     
    yankee, Mar 10, 2016
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  22. Mar 11, 2016 #20
    Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    That "Big Brother" thing is solo overplayed.
    Get a new shtike.
     
    Barry Cuda, Mar 11, 2016
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