Just a quick word of advice-No Matter Where They Are From- Sooner or Later The Zipper Will Always Get Stuck On Her Gorilla Suit
Amen; however that's when you trade them in for a newer model. I love the give me a reason phase of a relationship.
My girl doesn't surf... it's aiiiggt. She doesn't get it. Sometimes I get her to take pics from the beach but she doesn't know how to anticipate a surfers actions or not overzoom. I almost started a thing with a surfer chick once. It was cool she would drop in on me n **** and it was funny because I was to busy looking at her backside and not worried about missing a good wave... I was in another relationship at the time so I never followed through even though it was super obvious.... missed the once in a lifetime op I guess.
One time as a teenager... me and my buddy were out surfing. There was this chick that we kept seeing the past few weeks. She wasn't a very good surfer or very attractive, but my buddy had a thing for her. So we're out surfing and i see her and point her out to my bud. Tell him he should strike up a conversation. So she's on this peak by herself, he starts paddling towards her, and i follow. I start chanting "seeeeaaaaa rape....seeeeeaaaa rape". She got out. My buddy got mad at me. I found it hilarious. Guess i blew his one and only op
I know a guy who yell awful sh1t and clear a circle around himself in crowded lineups, he got waves, but he was also mentally unstable and I heard he ended up in the hospital after he attempted to meet up with yurslef
