Douche Canoe

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by NJ glide, Dec 19, 2014.

  1. NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

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    Jun 8, 2013
    Did SI coin this term? I think its catching on in the general public, I heard someone who does not surf use it today and then on facebook some lady in florida used it to refer to the jacksonville jaguars who wore the "i cant breath" shirt. Please add your input.
     
  2. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
    I know that on the now defunct NE Surf forum they coined "Douche Yacht" but I don't think it evolved to 'canoe.'
     

  3. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    I forget the correct anthropological term...but it's the opposite of cultural diffusion...when the same thing develops independently in two different places.

    I believe that's the case here. Yankee birthed it, it caught on, then Paulie found this video of a pretty little lady singing a douce canoe song.
     
  4. NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

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    Jun 8, 2013
    This was the unknown lady from fb's comment in regards to the Jag's- Guess fans should wear some that say "you can't win either". Douchecanoes!
     
  5. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    nope. Urban Dictionary had it since Feb 18, 2007.

    this lady with a nice jiggly rack wrote a song about it in 2010.

    [video=youtube;x0ef_q1_uoQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0ef_q1_uoQ[/video]
     
  6. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    Thank you for that video... I need help!
     
  7. NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

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    Jun 8, 2013
    +1 on the rack, shes a 4 or 5 but the rack makes up for it. Too bad about the douche canoe coining, for a minute I though that was birthed here. Oh well.
     
  8. Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    Me too, bummer.
     
  9. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    aka the motorboat song...
     
  10. Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
  11. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    While the term was invented elsewhere, SI, with yankee and rcarter leading the charge, elevated it to its present status.

    but you're not a douche sailboat...
     
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  12. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    Paddle the Nappy Dugout.
     
  13. Koki Barrels

    Koki Barrels Well-Known Member

    Aug 14, 2008
    god, i love jiggling racks!
     
  14. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    I like Douche Yacht.
     
  15. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Almost labeled someone in 'real life' a douche canoe the other day.

    I'm with GitCarter: 'Douche Yacht' especially here in overblown, Range Rover DC Land.
     
  16. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    I called a guy in traffic that the other day and my 9 year old laughed his ass off.

    Douche Yacht can also refer to giant toothpicks built by Gnomes.
     
  17. Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

    Nov 16, 2007
    Been hearing that term for at least 20 years, it's a good one. Once had the head high school jock douche try to screw with me at my lunch table. Stood up and told him to "f-off you ass sniffing scumcat!" The whole Lunch table laughed and proceeded to ask what a scumcat was. I said I have no idea it just came to me.
     
  18. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Gracias Seldom but I just rolled with the term after seeing that tread on SI, long time ago it seems.

    "Giant toothpicks built by gnomes"....aka douche yachts.....there's a best-selling story in them thar woods, Carter, really, there is.
     
  19. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    I thought I brought it to SI when I told the story of how some girl at Fire Fly called me a douche canoe for accidentally cutting her in line? could be wrong. Anyway, now when I hear or read it, i do think, "Yankee". LOL.
     
  20. The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2014
    rack > personality

    rack > intelligence

    rack > .......