Is it true that the new wax by Sexwax is made from while sperm? Its so sticky, it must be. Indecently sticky.
no no...youre all wrong. i read on the internet its sperm collected from groms during wet dreams of having sex with their teddy bears.
Wait, does whale sperm smell that good or is that artificial. Because if it smells that good I'mma commit whalestiality.
My wife heard some groms talking about why the surf is all foamy sometimes. They concluded it was whale sperm. Who at the sex wax factory is in charge of jerking off the whales? That has to be the low man on the scrotum pole!!! NYUCK, NYUCK, NYUCK... I'll be here all week... Don't forget to tip the wait staff.
The word is skeet. As in skeet skeet skeet. NYUCK makes it look like an NYU affiliate... While they ARE the biggest whale masturbatory institution in the city, I doubt that's how you meant it.
