Dude brettttannnnnaaaaaa is on the market

Wow, pompous little prick. Hope she gets a good bangin' from the crew here on SI

 

lolololololol

 

this is the most internet generation thing ever.

"How many likes can my breakup get?"

homies need to get lost in the woods with no food and water for a minute,
what will happen to cats like this when money stops buying food?

 

eh gaffer what kind of entry level positions you got in your world dominating corporation inc.?

Resume:

skills include:
digging dirt
moving dirt
chopping dirt
staring at dirt
putting water on dirt
spending money earned from said movement and alteration of dirt on plane tickets and gas to leave dirt and enter

ocean.

 

all we got out east is gmo seeds full of post industrial grime and despair.

to water such would bring proliferation to the idea of combining New York City and Los Angeles through Pan American suburban sprawl,

Babylonian Manifest Destiny,
that will extend to unspoiled, un-plundered surf breaks in the dregs of the third world through the introduction (and resulting contamination) of soulless corporate whore children wielding freshly popped out boards from their "local shop", stepping off the aluminum can, whose passage on was obtained through various work-less endeavors sponsored by their parents, so they can bust the latest air 360 and then tweet about it.


at least my girl got me this patch for my boardbag. all these travel kids with all their flags from every country they been to sown onto their backpack/board bag. psssh this is the only one ya need:

 

yea man going to puerto rico next week. kinda been diggin the ol hometown stomping ground though, conducive to playing doom metal : [video=youtube;np8GJFMZSd4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np8GJFMZSd4[/video] Sub freezing tubes are nice but definitly ready for the west coast once more...

 

Flights are dirt cheap and we have new swell for the next four days. Stealth mission to SD and you'll score for sure

 

so a guy breaks up with a girl, and this is on a surf site, why? wtf r all boys raised as females now?

13 year old girl talk, it is, i tell ya, look down if u got a hole this is normal, if u got a pole u need to stop.
go get in a bar fight.

signed
ur father

 

dammit i need el nino juice

 

lol parle vou franche?

yo no hablo gibberjabber but thats prolly why we work

[video=youtube;EJ2SajnM4nU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ2SajnM4nU[/video]

this one too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur8S-Csnymw

 

[video=youtube;ur8S-Csnymw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur8S-Csnymw[/video]
^this one too

 

Not all the time dog.

 

because Pa pa, adults having public meltdown is the bee's knees.

-Your oldest boy, name Karl.

Wourd, I forgot about that map fiasco.

so you guys really think that was bretanna? I hope she comes back...

 

ok guys how come all parties involved have two first names:

"ryan mack"
"brett-anna"
I dont trust it. They definitively aren't real people.

Think about it:
I think this is a social media conspiracy designed to interrupt our various lurking of surf cams and redirect our energy towards them, so we can be target marketed better. This may prove that the social media singularity is now self aware, powered by the massive influx of human attention it has been whoring.

I mean come on, look at their pictures these people even look like facebot's.(Social media Androids hellbent on humanities destruction).

It would only be logical for these "plastic social media deathbots" to first focus on surfers, one of the most free spirited blocks of humanity so upon their assimilation there is less human resistance.

The robots are winning i tell ya, conspiracy conspiracy conspiracy.

 

dis bee-s daa knees of breakup

[video=youtube;gJNNZ9_cX-c]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJNNZ9_cX-c[/video]

 

lol scoobys still on it "dont believe anything wayne says, theres no candy in the windowless van"

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBDBpe9kS17/?taken-by=bretanna

 

I couldn't bear to read this entire tread. wtf

More than a few of you guys need to get laid. The blowup doll, the right hand, your sister, burry's in-laws.....yeah, they don't count.
You're all backed up.

The wayne troll has posted his vitals on here; contact him; the windowlesss white van awaits your successful barrel rides & trajectories.

 

Post of the year!