dumping in the water?

You are some nasty F'rs!!! Haven't you ever heard the term, "Don't $hit where you eat"..... If the local waste facility was dumpig at your break, you would be pissed!! I understand there is a big difference in amounts, but still. Sorry I can't agree with you fellas on this one!!! But I did get a chuckle out of the thread

 

i love how i just revived a thread from 2007

 

I have 2 very bad visuals from this:

1. You walking out of the water with a big skid mark up your back.
2. You trying to explain and escape a brown cloud of hershey's syrup in the water.

LMFAO !!! This thread is very entertaining!

and one more F'd up thought.... something swimming up while you're letting loose, like those fish in south america!
Hey why is there corn in the water?

 

its called shark sugar

 

nothing like an aqua dump. with a pretty bad bout of bali belly i did some nice work to the line-up at dreamland. clean, and so liberating.

 

You know when you're surfing completely alone, no one up and down the beach, and a guy paddles out and sits 10 ft from you?

Does the aqua-poo seem appropriate in that situation? The ultimate passive-aggressive maneuver.

 

I really wanna know if ya'll are serious or not, cus one of these days I'm just gonna have to finally try and drop a deuce out in the line up just to see what it feels like

 

I was surfing Los Tubos once with my buddy in Puerto Rico (real sick spot). Had to absolutely take a dump, so I paddled in a ways and dropped the drawers and squeezed one out. About a minute into it apparently I didnt see 2 locals walking over. I was startled and immediately pulled up my shorts and started paddling out (not quite finished). I was a little nervous that maybe they saw me soiling their spot their homeland, but thankfully they didnt know what I was doing.

Sometimes ya just gotta go...........

 

every single time i go in the ocean i poop

 

One the most enjoyable things about surfing in the summer Waaaaay better than pooping behind the sand dune.....thats disgusting !!!!

wave kite movie

 

There's nothing right about this thread........is this what we're "saving the oceans" for? Show some control you sick fu***rs......(seriously,..."winter" and "epic" conditions might get reconsideration...both very rare situations at best) Didn't you sick bastards just finish the "tourists dumping gargabe" thread? Nothing makes sense anymore....I gotta go drop the kids off at the pool.....AT THE POOL....NOT THE OCEAN!!!!

 

I'm assuming it was the five sandwiches I ate yesterday that were made on whole grain, but I dropped trunks three times today and fed the fishes.

I did drop a deuce intentionally on three guys who paddled out right on top of me and my friend. They paddled into us right up current and then drifted through the line up. Mind you this wasn't a crowded summer time beach break, this was a not another sole visible in the line up as far as the eye could see summer time beach break. And if they hadn't mean mugged me for, I'm assuming, being a bodyboarder, I would've paddled out a little past the line up. Oh well, that will make you think twice next time you mean mug a body boarder after paddling right on top of them.


Chances are you were waaaay north of me though. Which would be consoling if the longshore current wasn't moving north at such a swift pace.

Oh well that shark I saw probably ate it anyways.

 

unfortunatley i had to do it today. I was lifeguarding but my break wasnt for another half hour and i just couldnt wait. So i called on my walky talky that i was gonna go take a dip in the water, which your allowed to do. Just swam out and did it and it started floating. I would never do it again.

 

what a bunch of kooks

 

ahhh. nature's enema.

 

i poop in the water all the time. theres no better feeling than having salt water cleanse the bunghole after you drop the load. its so refreshing i highly reccomend it.

 

hrumph !!!!!!!!

 

Sometime you gotta do it, I have an IBD, and before I was diagnosed, I had to do the aqua poop, it wasn't pleasent. The time I rode the biggest wave of my life, I had to crap so bad, and with an IBD, when you have to go, you have to go there is no ability to control, right after I rode this wave, which was several feet over head at Witches Rock I tried heading to the shore and crap, I didn't have time so I had to do it in the water. I had no choice what so ever, but if you do have a choice, there are lots of nasty viruses you can easily spread. C-Dif for example. My brother got that one in a pool. It's a feces borne disease and not pleasant.

 

I prefer to get it out of my body before surfing. Lighter is better. I've gone on the beach before when running way up where no people are. and behind dunes if the skeeters done bite my arse to much. I also did it in front of a bear cave once in the Shenandoahs. I bet he ate it for breakfast.
I think about all the bacteria in LA water coming from humans and the thought of sewage in the water is pretty repulsive en mass. No doubt a random one here and there wont have much effect. I love the Baby Ruth in the pool from the Caddy Shake movie. I"ve done that before and it works.
Farting in the ocean is a whole other ballgame!!

 

we need surf just to keep the idiocy and kookery at bay. what a bunch of clueless morons. i shart on all of you daily. get a life, weiners