dumping in the water?

The only problem with letting one loose in the water is when it does not disconnect automatically and you have to smack the turd off your own ass.

It beats the alternative of trying to bury one like a sea turtle on the beach somewhere.....

 

Your sphincter is that weak? Need to do some clenching exercises to pinch those loafs off hands free

 

Are you throwing back a few with that clown trevaturdlution?

 

I just got the most intense abdominal workout from laughter reading the first few pages of this insane thread and had to stop for now or else I'll be too beat for dawn patrol in an hour. Definitely going to finish up the last several pages of classics later. Perhaps on the toilet.

 

Poop Transplants: The New Rage.

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/05/29/poop-transplants-how-well-do-really-work/?test=latestnews

 

I find this thread, which I haven't even looked at, to be thoroughly disgusting. Poop and fart jokes are just terrible, and have no place in decent society.

The fact that humans have to release waste products is appalling. It sickens me daily. I hate the body and can't wait for my soul to be released from this dirty, gas producing, menstrauting, urinating monstrosity. And nobody else seems to care. Y'all just go on aboot your business and could care less. Well, let me tell you something Jack, the body is gross. Yucky.

Humans think they are so sophisticated.......separate from the animal kingdom. But humans are just as dirty, if not more, than any friggin animal.

Sneezing, coughing, spitting, menstrauting, uirninating, defecating, puss-emiting beasts.

WHoever brought this thread back from the dead, I'm fining you $50.00. Contact me to arrange payment.

 

I dropped turd a couple summers ago. My buddy saw it floating and blamed it on BP. Ive never told him any different.

 

wow .

 

BP...
Bi-partisanship?
Bipolar?
Best practices?
BP the petroleum giant?
Big Pun? (God rest his soul)
Badass party?
Blood pressure?
Bit€h, please?

 

British petroleum. They had a small oil spill down here. He thought it was a tar ball.

 

What's your definition of small? HAHA

 

whats his definition of REALLY FVCKING BIG?

 

Sarcasm fellas

 

Beach Patrol

 

...Word...

 

Well, after this morning.... I'm in the club.

 

i kid you not. i have actually seen a surfer drop a log in the water and throw it at a nearby bodyboarder. the bodyboarder didn't even know what hit him until he reached for his back. he grabbed a bit of the then splattered brown/green goo and brought it up for examination. talk about priceless...

 

I was way up in a wildlife refuge, and the 'sqeets and the no see ums were hideous, so rather than go in the bushes and get eaten alive,I let one go in the water and it circled me like a shark for five minutes. I couldn't get away from it. Finally had to get out and find another peak. Never again.

 

…yeah…guess that wetsuit was squeezing me from all sides…something had to give…

Water was VERY clean in VB today for the most part. If you went surfing today…you would understand

 

We had a sizable Sunday recently, and the water was just nasty. This was the day when one of our forum members cut his foot and ended up in the hospital with a bad infection.

That morning, I was humbled by a set on the paddle out. Lost my board during a duckdive and wore a few on the head. Now, I could be mistaken, but while inside, in between the thrashings of a set, I popped up for a breath, only to see something that deftly resembled a turd.

The toilet is open at the beach now. No reason for aquadumps. Save that for the beach, or for the boardbag of someone who dropped in on you.