Earthquake

I'm in west O and didn't feel shyte

 

I felt it in philly.

 

Norfk Korrreuh?

 

umm yea didn't feel sheik here in nj

 

None here in Belmar...

Ground only shakes here when the swell is running and the waves are breaking (which happens to be all the time... waves 24/7, thanks to Kelly slater)

 

I felt it here in NH.
Oh, wait...no, that was my bowel movement....

 

I was already on a plane out of Newark a few hours before that, heading out of town and traveling for work.

My buddy who is on business in DC texted me and told me he felt it. Said he didn’t realize it was an earthquake until after it was over and the reports came out. I was on the beach and in the water for the 2011 earthquake, the week before Irene.

 

You will rebuild!!! Where can I send donations?

 

that's a funny.

 

When will the benefit concert at Dover Downs be?? Maybe we can get Joe Biden and Colin Herlihy up there signing a duet?

 

both a bunch of STEP OFF CLOWNS!