eastcoast trash

Discussion in 'USA Mainland Surf Forum' started by Wacky kooky, Jan 18, 2014.

  1. Wacky kooky

    Wacky kooky Active Member

    Jan 15, 2014
    Were is all the real surfers in this region. Bunch of cry babies on the east coast. Really there just a bunch of rednecks who just so happen to surf. Its hunting, muddin, and marrying woods poon first, and surfing comes second. So here is to all the trailer trash surfers on the eastcoast. Go watch buckwild, duck your dynasty, spit that shuckamuck jive clown boys,
    Eastcoast, white trash, trailer drivin, farm smuckin, shorebilly, chicken raisin, FFA lovin, overall sportin, duck boot hay chewin, uneducated illiterate clowns and im out.
  2. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    You must be the smartest of the brainiacs in your region. Most gonad eaters wouldn't be smart enough to leave the h out where and ebonic enough to use is when in relation to a plural noun.

    Kudos to you Wacky Off.

  3. jizwhale

    jizwhale Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    Wacking off Kooks, you're troller trash.
  4. waverlysurf

    waverlysurf Member

    May 10, 2010
    hes kinda right though. east coast surfing is a joke. if you kooks ever left you'd know that you only will get about 10 solid sessions a year TOPS on the east coast.
  5. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    And you're kinda an efftard, sparky. Go 'long now. Somewhere there's a remake of 'Point Break' just calling your name.
  6. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    dude i love my coast and ill smash you come to south carolina, ill run over your board with my truck then piss in your gas tank.
  7. jizwhale

    jizwhale Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    Yeah because none of us ever left. Sh!t, I'm affraid to leave my bathroom most of the time. The wave's in my bathtub are legit.
  8. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    Only trash is your mom giving BJs for a nickel. Most dudes give her a penny a punch her in the gut, but she keeps coming back... Funny little crack whore
    superbust likes this.
  9. wilmshark

    wilmshark Well-Known Member

    Nov 16, 2013
    Oh boy. You got em good brah. Always remember to spell check before you bash the uneducated and illiterate.
  10. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    WE were heading to your Mom's house but the line was too long so we stopped by your sisters house and got in line behind your Brother and your Pops. It wasn't as bad as I thought after hearing all the stories.
    jaklsurfs likes this.
  11. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
  12. MFCondor

    MFCondor Well-Known Member

    Nov 30, 2013
    Why is this kook not banned yet?
  13. wet dreams

    wet dreams Active Member

    Oct 1, 2010
    Sadly in all seriousness 10 legit sessions sounds about right. A bunch of fun days in between but how often is it truly legit. Been great lately tho
  14. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Wacky Kooky, the only difference between my washing machine and your mom is my washing machine doesn't follow me around all day after I dump a load in it. Now shuffle off.
    jaklsurfs and nopantsLance like this.
  15. jizwhale

    jizwhale Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
  16. jizwhale

    jizwhale Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
  17. Slashdog

    Slashdog Well-Known Member

    May 22, 2012
    Wacky Kooky doth not need spell check. Wacky Kooky delivers his vitriolic forum chum with a few clicks of the wrist and nothing more. Don't you get it? There's no sense in fileting chum. And the feeding frenzy has begun.

    "Troller Trash" ... f*ckin Hilarious.

    Yes indeed. Don't forget, they both weigh the same, could use a bleaching, and you have to wait longer to use them when everyone lines up on their day off.
  18. Surfin_nj

    Surfin_nj Well-Known Member

    Jan 4, 2014
    At least we can spell and use the right grammar. You're probably one of those annoying 14 year olds who yell yew at every set. Yeah I left a spot because of tht annoyance today. I love the east coast maybe some of us do like all that stuff but hey that's us, nothing wrong with that, get over yourself and get outta here with your wacky kooky threads
  19. Surfin_nj

    Surfin_nj Well-Known Member

    Jan 4, 2014
    You're a wacky kook
  20. waverlysurf

    waverlysurf Member

    May 10, 2010
    all these east coast kook responses "yeah well your mom...!!!" and "nice spelling dude!" but you all know your soft beach breaks that move 2 mph are just pathetic. You do know how bagged on the east coast gets compared to real surf spots.

    so keep hypin on how dudes need spell check and be satisfied with your 90% waist high mush. at least @wetdreams agreed with me that there are 10 legit sessions per year out there.