Wishful thinking. The Potomac River is the source, sadly. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/09/05/AR2006090501384.html “Abnormally developed fish, possessing both male and female characteristics, have been discovered in the Potomac River…raising alarms that the river is tainted by pollution that drives hormone systems haywire. The fish, smallmouth and largemouth bass, are naturally males but for some reason are developing immature eggs inside their sex organs… [Representatives] at area utilities said there was no evidence that tap water taken from the Potomac was unsafe to drink.” – The Washington Post, Sept. 6, 2006 SMH at the 'official' line the govt is handing out to us proles. ^^ http://www.usgs.gov/newsroom/article.asp?ID=1870#.Vegy75OuqJ8