embracing european beach edicate on our beaches

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Sandblasters, Aug 26, 2013.

  1. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    ever seen those women with great racks and think what a shame that she has to have that top on and we know shes disappointed because shell have some tan lines, lets say we let women drop the tops at our beaches. other places ive traveled do it and there's no problems but yall with all this euroness it will bring and excess of what most of us hate to see..instead of that one random dude in a speedo there will now probably be dozens. so write your town mayors and tell them to drop the tops and ban speedos if we work hard enough next summer while your riding backside you'll have a view of some nice racks.:cool:
     
  2. Poseidon

    Poseidon Well-Known Member

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    Aug 23, 2013
    im going to ask my town mayor what "edicate" means first. plus if im going to waste time id rather make a case for an artificial reef or for herbal freedom
     

  3. Cruzzr75

    Cruzzr75 Active Member

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    Oct 24, 2012
    The only problem I see with this is that we may end up seeing more than we want. Sure there will be that hottie with a great chest, but there will be about 100 others that we won't want to see. It works in Europe because most of their women don't weigh between 200 - 250 lbs. I know I lived there and married an import.
     
  4. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    you do have a point some point.. but i have to say we have some quality titties that need to be seen just try and ignore the bad ones
     
  5. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    etiquette. im sorry you spell nazi ,my bad but just to let you know feel free to suck my ****. anytime you want in fact its all yours for the taking.. since you have such a wide mouth to open why let it go to waste.
     
  6. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    if you play a good enough game you should be able to see the quality ones bewbs anyway.
     
  7. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    Just called the Mayor... He told me to tell you "if you want to see boobies, Google them and jack off on your laptop"
     
  8. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    I watch a New York channel's local news on Sunday night. My cable provider gives us South Jersey/Philly dudes a NY channel....PIX 11. Sandblaster, the news anchor on these Sunday nights, has a nice rack.

    Yesterday(Sunday) a group of feminists, or whatever, staged a protest somewhere in New York looking to change the nation's laws concerning females being required to cover up their mammory glands.

    They said, " Hey men can go topless, why can't we?" So a bunch of them strutted around topless.

    My favorite part was when they interviewed some random dude, who happened to be in the area, and he said,

    " I think this is great(the protest), this saves me a lot of money instead of going to the strip clubs...."

    So, Blaster of ye Sand, a movement is out there......there are people fighting to make your dream a reality.
     
  9. Poseidon

    Poseidon Well-Known Member

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    Aug 23, 2013
    1. pass bill to enforce topless chicks
    2. ask forum member to suck your ****...anytime....
    3. ensure forum member that your **** is "for the taking"

    you need to get laid my friend. hopefully before you turn 18. btw boobs dont really feel like bags of sand.
     
  10. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    Yo, Poseidon, back-off of my boy, Sandblaster. Show some respect. Plus, you might have a big surprise when your action figure, wannabe mythological, Dungeons and Dragons arse meets up with Sandblaster.

    Dude, Sandblaster is a trained killer.

    Smart people wouldn't mess with that. That's real life, not the fantasy world you comic book, video gamers live in.

    Don't anybody talk bad to Sandblaster, you hear me?
     
  11. Poseidon

    Poseidon Well-Known Member

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    Aug 23, 2013
    yo jetty bear how about laying off the rock for a change? how about staying off this forum for one entire hour? how many different accounts do you have these days?

    for the record i just wrote to the mayor about embracing european beach edicate. stay tuned
     
    Last edited: Aug 26, 2013
  12. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    Look at my avatar. CoCo. Not CoCo Ho. Ice T's Coco. I saw them fully unleashed. In person. I decided at that point to make them my avatar. Is avatar even the right word for profile picture? I've been a blatant sucker for big fun bags my entire life. LET THEM FREE! LET THEM FREE! LET THEM FREE!
     
  13. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    Back off jetty bear brah orz yousa gettin a pounding, you must be gay anyways I mean who does want to look at tits... You'll make pjb even more mad because the teen mom stars won't be able to come topless to his break. Wtf man give a man a break here.
     
  14. waterbaby

    waterbaby Well-Known Member

    Oct 1, 2012
    what makes you think anyone wants to see any part of you...ever? I'm all for bare boobs, but a ban on speedos?...why not throw in a ban of neon, fat people, hispanics and negros while we're at it. Tattoos mandatory.

    backside or not, thinking about sex while surfing throws me off my game. ymmv
     
  15. funkyspec

    funkyspec Well-Known Member

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    Jul 19, 2012
    European beach etiquette, besides resulting in the occasional hot topless Russian babe ('dyev' in Russian), also results in many more speedo clad beer-gutted old German guys.
     
  16. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    Dude, I stayed off of here, for aboot 15 hours..........since my last post. Come on bro, do your research. And honey boo boo, I'm not SWELLINFO's most diehard follower. So take that charge elsewhere.

    Dude, I haven't bought a ready rock in .......lets see.......almost four years. Four years, man.

    I have one account, and have only had one account.......ever. I have NEVER had multiple accounts at once.

    Man, you're just not on your game. Wrong. Wrong. And Wrong. Man, that's too bad. Oh well keep trying, Po, maybe you'll get something right.

    Man, they BANNED SANDBLASTER. SANDBLASTER fights for this country and he gets banned from a surf predicting website forum. How's that for irony.

    Bring back Sandblaster. Hey southerners, he's one of your own. Help him out, dudes.
     
  17. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    What the heck did he do to deserve the ban hammer??? FREE SANDBLASTER!!!!