Emma- Officially the Finest Lifeguard to grace RI's Southern Shore

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by seldom seen, Aug 25, 2014.

  1. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    I want to publicly thank her for keeping us safe. All other lifeguards pale in comparison to her. She's the only lifeguard I'll be sad to see go after next weekend.
     
  2. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    Oh come on! I want some pics!
     

  3. GODSxMOONBEAN

    GODSxMOONBEAN Well-Known Member

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    Jun 30, 2014
    What beach. I bet that she's fine.
     
  4. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    I'm sorry Clemson, I kinda just did this in hopes that she'd see it.
     
  5. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    seldom stop blowing up Rhodey spots. Braddahs will charge wahines there.
     
  6. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Sorry Brah.
     
  7. World B Free

    World B Free Well-Known Member

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    Feb 7, 2013
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  8. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Killer tan. And amazing hair.
     
  9. World B Free

    World B Free Well-Known Member

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    Feb 7, 2013
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  10. GODSxMOONBEAN

    GODSxMOONBEAN Well-Known Member

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    Jun 30, 2014
    Hot lifeguards might be good, but when a hot sup girl paddles by every male(or female if you know what I mean) stops what ever there doing and admires from a distance.
     
  11. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Word WBF! You have a way with words :cool:

    Valid point, and often true, but Emma's presence is so powerful SUPs vaporize when they come within 150 yards of her.
     
  12. GODSxMOONBEAN

    GODSxMOONBEAN Well-Known Member

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    Jun 30, 2014
    Very true, this is more serious than I expected. I'm sorry but your on your own on this one. May the force be with you.
     
  13. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Thank you pal, that's exactly how I want it to be.

    Bump. For Emma.
     
  14. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    also newport has an historical analogy - name escapes me but she tended well the lighthouse - saved many
    a soul.....she may have been placed in the employ of the coast guard...
     
  15. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    I don't get out that way too much baddy but I do believe you.
     
  16. NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

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    Jun 8, 2013
    Oh yeah, I just oiled my hair, put my oompa loompa tan on and jumped in my Iroc z, im on my way, giggidy giggidy.
     
  17. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    I'll be there first! :cool:
     
  18. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
  19. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Hey let's not get unruly fellers she's a sweetheart.
     
  20. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    getting real close to 4K

    do something big