Entertaining, but who writes these things?

I bet shark-hunter does. Left swellie, became a "real" surfer, and now writes about sticky neck rubs.

 

1. is a great way to turn a bar of wax into a pile of mess in your car here in the south.

i leave wax:

on lifeguard stands
on benches
posts
dune crossovers
signs

any where with a little shade

 

42 should be memorized by everyone

 

You should not keep and FCS key on your key ring.. it will punch a small whole through your pockets which get bigger and bigger than you have no keys at all.

 

the board shorts over the wetsuit thing is so weird.

 

I used to do it because I blew out the crotch in my spring suit and figured I was saving everyone else from a terrible view.

 

I think it's a Latino guy named Jose Sabe Todos.

 

Silly Aussies. What with their strange verbiage and school yard tom foolery. I guess when it's your "National Past Time" then you have plenty more outlets to write about nothing. I guess it's like getting paid to sit around on SI all day if you are from the east coast.